User ImageAllow me to make one thing clear: I don't like you.

Well, I don't like you either, person-who-wrote-the-above. XD

Now that that is out of the way, welcome to a completely random and utterly pointless guild! We have no reason whatsoever to exist! We're just another waste of space, just like all the other wastes of space on Gaia! And you, too, can be a freaking waste of space! All you have to do is join the guild! And it's absolutely free! Oh boy!

Disclaimer: To join the guild, you must sell your soul and life on eBay. Therefore, while there is no actual fee to join, you still must pay. All lives and souls are non-refundable. After selling your soul and life, you must stay in the guild for all of forever. If you wish to leave, you must pay one jillion dollars in Monopoly money. The guild takes no responsibility for lost lives, souls, cats, small change, brains cells, sporks, or anything else.

I don't like monopoly. D8<

Before joining the guild, however, I suggest you read the rules. While I do not require this, nor do I require for you to prove you read the rules, it is highly suggested. Those that do not read the rules are likely to suffer injury and/or loss of life. Enter at your own risk. Post at your own risk. (Seriously, though, it would be nice if you read the rules. I mean, really, I spent all that time on them. Sure, I did it more for me than for you, but there was still some part of me that made them for you. Besides, if you don't read the rules, you'll hurt their feelings. Rules have feelings too, you know!)

You didn't spend any time on them, loser. It was practically copy and paste!

Okay, anywho... There are three people you should pay attention to in this guild. Well, actually, there's only one. Corrik doesn't need to be paid attention to, since he's an insane artist. I don't need to be paid attention to because I'm just insane. However, my dearest Timeless is a person to pay attention to. Mostly because he'll kill me if I don't tell you to pay attention to him. *is shot*

No, but you shot yourself, so looks like my work here is done! <3

But, as I was saying, Timeless is snae. (Yes, it's supposed to be spelled that way.) Therefore, they are the one most likely to not say a bunch of totally ******** stupid stuff. Well, actually, that's a lie. He's just as likely to say random and pointless crap as I am. ....Okay, so, just pay attention to Timeless 'cause I said so. I'm the boss! You have to listen to me! Do as I say, my little puppets! Dance for me! Dance, dance! Mwahahahaha--*chokes and coughs as a moth flies into my mouth*

That moth was your mother. :B

Um....you know....I had a point when I started this....but I totally forgot what it was. I suppose it's my own fault for rambling on and on about nothing. I tend to do that a lot. In fact, I'm doing that right now. So! Back to what I was saying! ....Oh, wait, yeah....I forgot that I forgot what I had been saying....

You wanted to waste our time. ;;

....Why the ******** are you still reading this? You should be joining the guild right now! And, if you're already a member, then you should be inside posting useless crap! Get gone! Go join, post, and conquer! Only, don't conquer. I don't want any hostile takeovers. Those aren't very nice. If you did a hostile takeover, my feelings would be hurt and I'd cry and then go all emo and die in a corner all alone. ....Actually, I have no feelings, so that's all just another one of my big, fat lies. You'll soon learn that I lie a lot.

We should wash your mouth out with ducky soap. Smells awful, though.

But! Anyways! Welcome to the guild! If you have any questions, direct them to anyone but me, because I don't want to listen to you. If you have an complaints, shove a sock in your mouth and jump in a lake. Nobody wants to hear your whining, you bloody baby. If you're quite content and have no questions, then have a nice day! ^_^

Nobody is stupid enough to trust us. XD
This is what I think of the person who wrote those long paragraphs, though:
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