Do Not Self-Destruct.

featured song: I Get It - Chevelle
Post Grunge/Hard Rock
User ImageRules 1: Be literate.
2: Don't be inactive. You will be shot, if you are.
3: Crew should find someone to invite every now and then.
4: No bumping. You can post to revive your topic, but the post must have something in it.
5: Don't ignore the mods. They are gods. D& [yay,rhyming]

And don't donate to the guild.

Update;
Best join requests:
[slkjfk_duh.]
I promise I won't eat you if you let me join. biggrin
If not, you better watch it. D;<
-i B e T a y l o r-
i Love Cheerios
Retrospectus
Must've taken awhile to put all those eyes on the cheerios..
Anyways,
interesting Guild name.. Only reason I clicked on the link tbh.
I'd
love to join =]
Request from iIronic Aardvark
i like cheerios. smile
Request from Ich Bin Billa
Holy Smithers, it's a grain and honey flavored internet portal. Shall I jump into the bowl? If you could ever be so kind.
Request from saz vaz
Well, I'm actually quite functional and I'm more of a fan of toast.. but, well.. damnit
Request from Willicus
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Let me in the guild. Something that rhymes with blue.
Request from D r a v v
So, even though you sent me an invite, I totally wanted to fill this out for my own amusement. And now, kiddies, it's story time. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Smitty. Smitty lived in the woods with his dad, Josh the Lumberjack, and his mom, Janer. One day, all of the forest was cut down, so Josh the Lumberjack didn't have anymore trees off of which to make his living. As a result, he became unemployed. Josh then began splurging all of the family's money on whores. Janer didn't like this so she ran off, leaving Josh and Smitty with no income. Soon, Josh became hungry, so he made the Smitty Sausage Machine, Patent Pending. Smitty didn't want to be put into the SSM, PP, so he ran off into the not-so-existent woods. There he met a magic bunny. The bunny said he'd give Smitty three wishes, so Smitty wished that his dad never spent all their money on whores. Now, the bunny didn't go to college, so he didn't know how to count. Instead, he ate Smitty. The end.
Request from s p a r o l
Hello. My name is Wanda and I live in Arizona. I'm 46 and work at a local cimanar. I live in a small cute condo with my schitzofranic neice and I get up late at night to sell myself so I can keep up with rent. Every sunday I go out with my friend Moe to go mushroom hunting in the desert and then go to my coven meeting in Reno with my friend Hilda. I would really appreciate the acceptance into this Guild.
Request from Jacko Vance
I like long walks on the beach and talking for hours until morning,
just lemme into the guild already.
I'm bored and don't know what to put here.
Request from Taste The Rainbow`
You stole my cheerio brothers and sisters. I'm just here to get them back. O:
Request from JuicySushiJay
I like teh dysfunctional cheerios they are magically orgasmically delicious biggrin My personal opinion I likey teh cheerios they are absolutely good with milk, best breakfast a guy like me can ever have! Also I want to share my same interests with other guildies in this guild about my likes and dislikes mostly likes duhh. But yeah dysfunctional cheerios rock woo! If I were to be a dysfunctional cheerio I'd be the one thats dysfunctional xD &3 big hearts loves from yours truly the JuicySushi Roll Jay xP



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