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Not many, just the usual Do's and Don'ts:
DON'T:
1.) Steal the images or edit them in any way, I drew and colored them myself.
2.) Flame or harass or be a n00b. Newbies are fine, in fact they're loved.
3.) Quote exessively, they're annoying and makes things inconvenient for others, three-four quotes are fine.
4.) Insult me or anyone in the thread or in those I hang out in.
5.) type in l337 5|*34|<, unless you provide a translation I will not be able to understand anything you wrote.
6.) Rush me in any way to update/grow your pet.
7.) Disappear completely.
DO:
1.) Hang around, even to just bump or say hi.
2.) Read everything, it just makes things easier for everyone that way.
3.) Post your questions rather than PMing me.
4.) Donate - I'm semi-joking and semi-serious about this one. You don't have to donate, but it would be nice if you did n.n
5.) Realize that I have a life outside of Gaia and that I have the right to discontinue this should I have difficulty in maintaining it.
The Question and Answer portion:
Q: How much is one?
A: Well, the title of the shop is "The Gratis Bakery" and I did provide the definition of Gratis... to put things simply, the price is whatever you decide to give me n.n I also accept 'shop attention' as payment XD
Q: How can I get a Recipe?
A: You post your interest in wanting one. Although that won't mean I'll give it to you instantly. If I'm in a nice mood I might give it to you instantly. Posting in the thread more than once helps put me in a good mood n.n
Q: How can I get a Gumling?
A: Just post saying you want one and include a link to the pic or the pic itself of the pet the gumling is based upon n.n They won't have certs. Ever.
Q: How can I get an Intangible?
A: You have to write a story. Don't make it too long, because Malady has a short attention span. Don't make it too short either, because Malady prefers a continuous story rather than a one-shot. What should the story be about? Anything you like. Although be warned, Malady has a very erratic taste. It may like comedy one day or angst the next. Oh and before I forget, your story MUST conform to the Gaian rules, so no hentai and/or hardcore contents, innuendos (I think) are fine.
Q: What if I can't think up a story? How else can I get an Intangible?
A: You donate at least 5k or do a pet trade so I can influence Malady XD Any higher than 5k gets you a semi-custom Intangible.
Q: Do we direct link?
A: Yep, but once I tell you to save them to your own server, please save to your own server n.n
Q: Will you PM the images to me?
A: No, you will have to pick it up from the pick-ups section n.n of that particular category
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Q: Do you have a wishlist?
A: Who doesn't? XD The pets I'm wishing for are (in no particular order):
<center>Forgotten Document - Didn't make it to the 3rd round...
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Legend of the Tale - Diary Stalking is good
Muadhnait - Been wanting one for months
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eMoTiOns - The only emotion I truly want is Apathy
Capracan - Soup cans are awesome
(another) Aeya - Another shop you should worship!
Muse - from the Seibutsu shop
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An Imaginary Friend
An orange-themed male Medusa ::drools:: - I got Marl!
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Custom Chromatic - Persimmon color
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Q: What?! No Mendel or Fa'e in your wishlist?!
A: Yep. I realize these pets are beyond my reach. I will attempt but I won't be disheartened if I do not get one. That's life and some things are just beyond my league n.n
Q: Why are you making a 'free' shop? You crazy or something?
A: I know I'm not rich, I never will be as I'm more of a consumer than seller XD But yeah, I guess I am crazy.