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Ha, I bet the title lured you in pretty fast, but wait before you turn on your blowtorch, fire the flame throwers, and light the torches. In other words don't start flaming before you read this fully. This is not... I repeat... not a cybering thread, though beware the perverse mind of it's founder, me. This is a literate chat thread. I'm so sick of the "PM me to cyber", "Bump...", "hug if cute..." and other n00blet infested threads. The chatspeak burns my eyes. Call me an elitist b***h if you want, but I like to be able to understand what is written. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy... ok not really. I felt that those of us who are literate deserve a place to hang out and actually enjoy ourselves with as little n00blet and illiterate behavior as possible. So anyway this is my attempt at some serious literate fun.
An orb of light, around the size of a grapefruit, floated from his outstretched palm into the air in front of him. He quickly set to work, twisting and pulling the orb. A bright light began to emanate from the ground around him. As Xeresen twisted and warped the orb of light, the air around the site of the castle darkened. A soft howl rang out through the air, as if the wind itself was protesting such a melding of the elements. Xeresen pulled away from the orb, satisfied with his work. It now resembled a floating, undefined castle. He took the shape in hand, slamming it into the ground with quite some force. As the ground cracked and burst, allowing this mass of eergy inside, the earth around it shuddered. Beams of green, white, red, and blue burst from the ground, mixing into a swirling vortex above Xeresen's head. At this point, any looking on to the creation would be temporarily blinded by the light emanating from the center. Xeresen's forehead crinkled slightly. Now was the most difficult part. He deftly moved his hands in quick, sculpting motions. The vortex above complied, sending down beams of light as he directed. Green was the most prevalent color, mising lightly with red, blue, and white only in a few places. Xeresen grinned widely as the shape began to form. He worked faster, his eyes shimmering. It was almost ready. As the light shining from the blast site reached a cresendo, a shape superimposed itself over the space residing there. A large castle of shimmering color and light had appeared, with Xeresen floating above it. He grinned widely as the shape began to fill in the details, its vauge outline becoming a clearly defined manor. Xeresen now floated down to the sides of the castle, directing small beams of light to fix impurities here and there. The scintilating beams filled in any small cracks, leaving the glowing surface perfectly smooth. Xeresen nodded, pleased with his work. It was ready. He returned to his spot, high above the castle of light. With a deft motion he took the remaining, enormous sphere of elemental energy into his hands, throwing it down into the core of the castle. A sound like a thousand breaking windows surged forth from the impact point, shortly followed by a wave of pure elemental force. Earth, fire, water, and wind mixed together equally, creating a solid wall of supercharged death. Any who had remained in the blast radius would likely have been vaporized.As the glow and the effects of the blast faded, a large crater was left. In the center of this crater, a shining black castle stood. The surface of its seventeen floors was a perfectly smooth, softly luminescent metal. Small flashes of green played across its furface, signaling the energy finishing its work. Xeresen fell from his position in the air, spiraling toward the ground to the left of the castle entrance.
The castle:
Bedrooms ((Floors ten through seventeen))
Recreation level: Includes game systems, Kinkeh closets, Gyms, VR training sims, a music room, and a synthesizer for food, clothes, or whatever else one might need. ((Floor Nine))
The grand kitchen: A massive kitchen where nobodies and noobs are employed. They work in fourteen hour shifts, making sure everyone has food whenever they are hungry. ((Floor eight))
The relaxation level: Includes Spas, saunas, ad other relaxation rooms. This floor contains the portal to the Olympic sized heated pool, and the jacuzzi room. Also home to Lady Pax's Celtic bedroom. ((Floor seven))
The VIP room: essentially a private lounge for mods and other distinguished guests, on the 6th floor, has portals to all levels. ((Floor six))
The kinkeh rooms: A level full of rooms for kinkehness. Kinkeh closets, kinkeh hospital rooms, kinkeh classrooms, you name it, it's there. ((Floor five))
The medical level: Includes a full hospital set-up, with trained doctors and white mages on call at any given moment. Also contains "play" hospital rooms. For teh Kinkehness. ((Floor four))
The lounge: The main hangout and chat. Lots of couches and chairs supplied for your hanging out convenience. There is a vending machine here, as well as a speaker that goes to the kitchen for requesting deliveries. ((Floor three))
The offices: The offices of the Admins / Mods. They can make all executive decisions about the thread from here, as well as firing the castle's vast array of Anti-noob weaponry. This level is generally sealed off to non Admins or Mods, and there is a portal on the ground floor leading straight to floor three in place of stairs. Admins and Mods can warp themselves and any other person in and out of here at will. ((Floor two))
Ground floor: The sign in desk, the elevators, portals to the other floors. ((For those of you too lazy to walk. ))
The basement: Jeoc's room, The dungeons, play and real torture chambers.
Bedrooms ((Floors ten through seventeen))
Recreation level: Includes game systems, Kinkeh closets, Gyms, VR training sims, a music room, and a synthesizer for food, clothes, or whatever else one might need. ((Floor Nine))
The grand kitchen: A massive kitchen where nobodies and noobs are employed. They work in fourteen hour shifts, making sure everyone has food whenever they are hungry. ((Floor eight))
The relaxation level: Includes Spas, saunas, ad other relaxation rooms. This floor contains the portal to the Olympic sized heated pool, and the jacuzzi room. Also home to Lady Pax's Celtic bedroom. ((Floor seven))
The VIP room: essentially a private lounge for mods and other distinguished guests, on the 6th floor, has portals to all levels. ((Floor six))
The kinkeh rooms: A level full of rooms for kinkehness. Kinkeh closets, kinkeh hospital rooms, kinkeh classrooms, you name it, it's there. ((Floor five))
The medical level: Includes a full hospital set-up, with trained doctors and white mages on call at any given moment. Also contains "play" hospital rooms. For teh Kinkehness. ((Floor four))
The lounge: The main hangout and chat. Lots of couches and chairs supplied for your hanging out convenience. There is a vending machine here, as well as a speaker that goes to the kitchen for requesting deliveries. ((Floor three))
The offices: The offices of the Admins / Mods. They can make all executive decisions about the thread from here, as well as firing the castle's vast array of Anti-noob weaponry. This level is generally sealed off to non Admins or Mods, and there is a portal on the ground floor leading straight to floor three in place of stairs. Admins and Mods can warp themselves and any other person in and out of here at will. ((Floor two))
Ground floor: The sign in desk, the elevators, portals to the other floors. ((For those of you too lazy to walk. ))
The basement: Jeoc's room, The dungeons, play and real torture chambers.
A few rules is all
1. LITERACY. It is your friend.
2. Don't post replies comprised solely of emoticons.
3. Politics are not to be discussed. They are not fun and they are really not that cool.
4. Keep your religion to yourself. I don't care what religion you are or aren't, and no one else does either.
5. Randomness is encouraged and welcomed. I love random chatter.
6. Perversion of all kinds is welcomed. Just don't you dare cyber in my thread. I will smack the hell out of you and then laugh in your face.
7. Don't post PM me if hot, PM to cyber etc. I will smack you and put you on the blacklist.
8. All literate people are welcomed here.
9. Don't post page stretching pictures. I'll smack the hell out of you in a heart beat.
10. Craziness is embraced. Beware the perversion, you might get humped.
11. Don't post random I'm questing images and/or bumps. Talk damn you, talk. Do not advertise and run. I'll delete your post and ban you.
12. Don't use fonts that are too light, bright, or small for people to read.
13. Keep your "Holier than thou" attitudes to yourselves. Because you know what? You are no better than anyone else.
14. Do not randomly friend Pax just cause you saw her once. If you haven't chatted long term with her just don't even bother.
15. Goofy roleplay that is still literate happens here a lot, due to the fact that we have a castle and all. Be aware of the usual roleplay rules for literate roleplay.
16. This is not a totally roleplay based thread; in fact it is usually more chat with random actions.
17. Being smacked and removed=blacklisted=banned=stay the hell out
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