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Thought I'd do another one.

When Faeriebell is too busy
And Her mule is a bit too much
They call me by name you see,
For my special bumps.
To the Gentlemen I'm Ginji
To the Ladies I'm Sexy
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the bump in your lotto
I'm the vote in your poll
I'm the shadow lurking in your thread
I'm a bump in every thread
I'm the donator which you thank
I'm a Wing in every Avi
I'm the horn in your side
Makes you cry and writhe
And it's so easy when you're bumping
This is the bumping life, you see
Faerie tips her hat to me
I do it all because I'm a bumper
And I do it all for free
Your contests are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make contestants
While there's candy to be made
while there's pockets left to fill
While there's grannies left to bump down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting in the corner
It's a lotto. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're bumping
This is the life, you see
Faeriebell tips her hat to me
I do it all because I'm Sexy
And I do it all for free
Your love is all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things Shiny
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Lazer
Has never seen a bumper quite like me
Not only do I my job, but does it happily.

I'm the lotto'er that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows in the thread
I'm the winners they become
I'm the Hat on top your skull
I'm a dagger in your hand
An extra bump in the night
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing joy, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're bumping
This is the life, you see
Rie tips her hat to me
I do it all because I'm Bumping
And I do it all for free
Your joy are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your contests are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your gold is all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being unbumped
What I'd do to see another
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're bumping
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your Gold are all the company I need.

The Original is much cooler.
]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF3y5CB-YcQ

Okay. Here's the deal. I'm REALLY Bored.

Here's to you Faeriebell.

That old trader has chained you up all right
Give you all the gold you need
To live inside a twisted trade
Sleep tonight in empty rage
I had a dream I was your hero

Damn I wish I was in your Lotto
I'd bump you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything
Tonight I'll be your bumper
I'll do such things to ease your space
Free your mind and you won't feel bored
Open up gonna come inside
Gonna fill you up till round 210
Make you cry with joy

This bloke can't stand to see you with other traders
I give you something sweet each time you
Come inside my lotto too
It's just too good
Please say you'll stay here
'Cause then you go away

Damn I wish I was in your lotto
I'll bump you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and rich
I am everything you need
Tonight I'll be your bumper
I'll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel unbumped (Is that even a word?)
Shucks
For me there is no other lotto
You're the only shoe that fits
I can't imagine I'll grow out of it
Damn I wish I was in your lotto

If I was in your lotto, believe me
I'd bump on the Rolling Stones
We could bump along and feel much better
Let me in
I could bump it forever and ever, ever n' ever
Give me an hour to try it out
Walk through heaven's door I'm sure
We don't need no Number generator to feel much better
Let me in
Forever and ever and ever and ever
BUMP

I sat on the internet with peace of mind
I surf by the ocean making bumps to you
Bumped for days with no one near
And I return as chained and bound to you

Damn I wish I was in your lover
I'll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I have everything
Tonight I'll be your bumper
I'll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won't feel Unloved
Shucks for me there is no other
You're the only shoe that fits
I can't imagine I'll bump out of it
Damn I wish I was in your lotto
Open up, gonna come inside
Gonna bump you till round 205!
Make you cry with joy!


Yes I kept most of the original song.