Wish Fairy Arts and Letters
Being a Collection of Recent Submissions to our Contests in Art and Writing
blue-owl's Halloween Carol
(sung to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
Jack tests ye scary, vampires
Let nothing make you leave
Remember, Jack, our Leader
Spreads doom on Hallow's Eve
To scare us all and spread such terror
When peace had been achieved
O demons of horror and death,
Horror and death
O demons of horror and death
In acient times, in Gaia's Hell,
This insane kid was bright
And danced around with Santa
Until that horrid night
The which they each decided
A holiday was right
O ev'nings of candies and toys
Candies and toys
O ev'nings of candies and toys
From Jack our psychotic demon
A holiday became;
And unto certain children
Brought candies of the same:
So that in Gaia's towns was born
The Son of Death by Name.
O presents of chaos and treats,
Chaos and treats
O presents of chaos and treats
"Fear all things," said the demon,
"Let all things give you fright,
This day is now Halloween
A dark time in the night,
To scare all those who don't believe
In Jack's new power and might."
O kids full of terror and fright,
Terror and fright
O kids full of terror and fright
The children at these meetings
Thought candy was in store,
But little did they know that
There was to be much more:
And went to Gaia straight away
But washed up on the shore.
O zombies of girlies and boys,
Girlies and boys
O zombies of girlies and boys
And when they came to Gaia's town
Where our dear Gaians lay,
They sought out brains and danger,
Wreaking havoc all day;
The virus was contained at last,
And everyone did pray.
O moments of freedom and peace,
Freedom and peace
O moments of freedom and peace
But grunnies and aliens,
Would soon destory this place,
For each and ev'ry Halloween
All Gaians must embrace;
That terror will come again
To rip off ev'ry face.
O ripping out stomaches and brains,
Stomaches and brains
O ripping out stomaches and brains
Dirty Sexy Money's Halloween Song
(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Skipping through the leaves, under tall, tall trees
Through the streets we are running, in the dead of night
Harvest moon is out, shining, glowing orange
Singing our great harvest songs, we are up until next morn
Halloween, Halloween, trick or treat tonight
skip and jump all through town, singing spooks and frights
Halloween, Halloween, trick or treat tonight
skip and jump all through town, singing spooks and frights
After trick or treating, we go home and take a nap
wake up bright and early to take a warm warm bath
our costumes thrown around, mom's angry to clean up
this great big sticky mess we left, is bigger then the pupps
Halloween, Halloween, trick or treat tonight
skip and jump all through town singing spooks and frights
Halloween, Halloween, trick or treat tonight
skip and jump all through town singing spooks and frights
Halloween, Halloween, trick or treat tonight
skip and jump all through town singing spooks and frights
Halloween, Halloween, trick or treat tonight
skip and jump all through town singing spooks and frights
chilecavy~guineapig's Halloween Carol
(sung to the tune of Good King Wenceslas)
Cute young children wandered out
On the feast of Samhain
All the wolves gathered about
At the moon were howling.
Bundled into coats and scarves
Over creepy costumes
Some dressed up as jolly dwarves
Others as exhaust fumes.
āHither, child, let me repair
Your coats broken zipper
Otherwise off it could tear
And then youād be a stripper.ā
Children stood impatiently
As their parents fumbled
Trying to fix efficiently
A hem that could be stumbled.
āBring me flesh and bring me blood
Bring me fresh bones, many
Weāll corrupt their childhood
Our house a fearful symphony.ā
All the children forth they went
Forth they went together
Following the bloody scent
Toward the house of Mrs. Heather.
āMommy, the night grows darker now
And my fear grows stronger
Fails my heart I know not how
I can go no longer.ā
āMark my footsteps, my good son
Tread thou in them boldly
Thou shalt find a hooded nun
Freeze thy blood less coldly.ā
In his Mommyās steps he trod
Held to her hand tightly
Even a fearful faƧade
Scared him only slightly.
Therefore, small children, be sure
Mom or Dad possessing
Ye who go on this scary tour
Wonāt find it depressing.
bluemeanies' Halloween Carol
(sung to the tune of Happy Xmas {War is Over} by John Lennon)
So this Halloween
And what have you done?
Another sweet candy
And a house full of madness
And so this is Halloween
I hope you have fun
The cute and the scary ones
The old and the young
A very Happy Halloween
with a goblin or two
Let's hope it's a great one
Lots of candy for you
And so this is Halloween
For the creepy and sweet
For the mean and good ones
This night is so fun
And so happy Halloween
For black and for white
For the yellow and red ones
Lets TP tonight
A very Happy Halloween
with a goblin or two
Let's hope it's a great one
Lots of candy for you
And so this is Halloween
And what have we done?
Another door knocked on
And another just for fun
And so happy Halloween
We hope you have fun
The new and the blue ones
The old and the young
A very Happy Halloween
with a goblin or two
Let's hope it's a great one
Lots of candy for you
Trick or treat, if you want to
Trick or treat now
