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Post: 12362349_1 created on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:26:44 +0000
Posted: Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:26:44 +0000

We are now open and accepting orders!
The first person on the 20th page gets a free SOF Original.
Cheaper Art for sale also!

Have you ever been cheated on, dumped, betrayed, and can the list go on and on? Are you afraid of being hurt again? Then your problems are over! As of today you can get a "significant other" that won't do anything to hurt you! They will look the way you want them to and act the way you want them to and wear whatever you what them to. They'll be caqring and sensitive when you would like them to or mean and aggressive when you have the mind to!
This sounds too good to be true right? Well it isn't... at least not completely.
I'm making "significant others", OCs, or Avatar Art! But with a small twist. Choose your options and extras and make a customized picture! You can use this for making OCs, Avatar Art, or use it as an easy way of making a random character!
Think of it like making a car online. You start with a base price and when you add options it goes up. It's like a handrawn doll generator. (kinda)

This was inspired by Valentine's-day hater threads and car shopping online. Most people hated V-Day because of "Lost Love" or "Heartbreak". This shop is dedicated to them...(with love! heh heh heh )

MY CURRENT STATUS IS:ONLINE ACCEPTING ORDERS

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Post: 12362349_2 created on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:56:33 +0000
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heart TABLE OF CONTENTS heart

INTRO
TOC
RULES
F.A.Q.
PRICING
ORDERING
SAMPLES
WHITELIST
BLACKLIST
STATUS
BANNERS
AFFILIATES

heart Keep all Gaia rules (TOS)
heart Keep things PG-13
heart Don't spam! Don't advertise your own store! (Talk to me about it first or else Blacklisting and reporting)
heart No flamming, or cybering. (chatting and bumping are okay)
heart I don't have to accept anyone as a customer/client.
heart I don't take more than orders 3 at a time. I only have 3 people on a waiting list at a time. Anyone who posts an order when I'm full will be immediately Blacklisted.
heart You must post your orders on the thread! I will blacklist and ignore those who decide to PM orders. Unless you are embarassed to say on this thread but if you PM me an order that isn't embarassing or pornography I'll immediately black list and ignore you! (I will PM you your order, however.)
heart Whe you place an order, send the trade after I comfirm the final price. I'll confirm the trade (IMPORTANT!) Do not! I repeat! DO NOT finalize the trade until you get your art!
heart Don't steal my art F***ing N00bs! You will get blacklisted AND reported!
heart If you try to scam me I'll report and blacklist you!!!
heart Don't expect your art to be done at a certain time unless I tell you, specifically, a certain time. Whining at me about your art will get you blacklisted and I'll drop your order.
heart I'll draw LEWD not NUDE! I'll draw rather provocative things but not porn or anything close! If you aren't sure ask (don't post a pic, describe it and I'll tell you).
heart I don't make art for art trades. I can make my own art. I don't need yours unless I want to pay gold for it. I want G! Or insanely rare items.
heart Don't directly link the images. Use your own hosting. (You can make a free account at photobucket.com) I will delete the the link after 7 days. That gives you more than enough time to host the picture yourself.
heart Don't beg for art. Don't beg for me to draw you porn. Cause I won't do it. Doing this will get you blacklisted and reported.
heart Try your best to make your orders as clear as possible. (this means be literate. I'm not literate in illiterate) If you aren't clear I'll tell you to rewrite your order, if you get nasty with me about it you can kiss your order's a** goodbye cause you won't see it again. If you just can't rewrite a description elaborate enough try sample pics. (no matter how mediocre, they help leaps and bounds!)
heart If you tell me "Give me a discount!" or "Do you give discounts?" I will tell you I do give discounts to those who can figure out what they need to do to get one. If you don't know then you can't have one. Ha!
heart Blacklisting: Once your on it you won't be getting off without a very nice apology and a rare item or six. If you aren't willing to do that you will be on the blacklist until the end of Gaia.
heart More rules as needed.

After reading these rules you may believe that I'm just dying to get someone on my Blacklist. That is an incorrect assumption. I would be much happier if no one was on my blacklist. I love it if everyone followed the F***ING RULES and NEVER PISSED ME OFF WITH THEIR STUPIDITY!!! I had to abandon my last shop because of stupid people swamping me everyday with incorrect orders and whining! !@&^&@*((!!~!!! Let's not let that happen again... OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE WORSE THAN A LIVING HELL!!! scream Okay I've let steam out. whee Let's Do the TIME WARP AGAIN! ninja

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Post: 12362349_3 created on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:57:21 +0000
Posted: Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:57:21 +0000

Will Do

Original Characters, Fan art, and avie art.
Lewdness (aka smexy posing, or clothing)
Couples
Groups (under 4 persons)
Yaoi and Yuri couples (non-hentai or nudity)
intimate scenes (excluding intercourse, of course.)

Won't Do

Hentai, Porn, or Ecchi (whatever you call it tis yucky)
Backgrounds (I admit I suck at 'em)
Crowded avatars
Nudity (Again I say "Lewd not Nude." I don't care how non-
hentai it is. I'll get in so much trouble with my parentals.)
Mecha
Cars (even though I heart them)
Those buck teeth on the avatars. (I can't do those successfully.)

When you talk about cars and dolls what do you mean?
When you buy a car you can't change the body right? Well you can't really change the torso on these (that's how I can make them colored without much time consumption). However, you can put them in whatever positions you want though! (I will soon have a Muscularity/Bust chart you can pick your torsos from.) Other than the torso you can customize almost everything to your liking.

Can you make my picture look like [insert celebrity here]?
Sorry. I won't do that. I refuse to. Because I usually get really frustrated with myself and work for hours and hours stressing over pics like those. I don't have time to do that. Nothing against celebrities. But no. You can however break down [insert celebrity here] 's characteristics to fine minute details (lots o' work on your part) but if you mention their name I'll refuse you. Don't blame me if you go through all that trouble and it still doesn't look like them. For this there is no exceptions so don't ask. (celebrities include real/physical persons of great aclaim and fame. This doesn't include anime characters).

WTF!!! IT COSTS MORE FOR MALES!!!??? SEXIST!!!! PREJUDICE!!!
WTF!!! ANOTHER PERSON ON MY BLACKLIST???? No. I'm not sexist or prejudice. I have a harder time with drawing male bodies.

So you don't make male pics looks as nice?
Please don't assume that because I said that I have a harder time with them that it means that I suck at them. I don't. If I did I wouldn't raise the price. It simply means that I take longer to draw them out. But they will look nice I promise.

Please draw me a pic of me and my boyfriend/girlfriend F***ing! Or at least draw us nude! I'll pay extra! When I started this shop I promised myself that I would never compromise my standards for gold. So the answer to that is no. NOOOO!!!! If you continue to persist I'll blacklist you. HAVE GREAT DAY!!! wink

Um... I want to order but I don't feel comfortable telling it to you on a thread. Can I please PM it to you? It's not porn I promise!
I usually wouldn't allow this. But I can understand your anxieties. Sure you can PM it to me. I'm not evil and heartless. But if it's just a normal order I will get pissed off and might even blacklist you!

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Post: 12362349_4 created on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:58:16 +0000
Posted: Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:58:16 +0000

Pricing is based on several criteria; Clothing complexity, Position complexity, Clothing lewd~ness, Position lewd~ness, and Extras. You add things to the Basic Price. (If anyone has built a car online, scion, chevy, toyota, etc... You'll be familar with this method of pricing. I charge more for complexity for obvious reasons. I charge more for lewd~ness because if my mom saw them.... I'd be dead and dead girls don't draw! Your paying me a kick-back to risk my life! If anyone needs a quote I'd be happy to give them one. (when you fill out the order form please type "Quote" above it.)

heart Basic Price heart
Female: 5,000g.
Male: 6,000g.

heart Clothing Complexity heart
Not Complex: 0g.
Not Simple: 200g.
Complex: 400g.
Very Complex:600g.

heart Postion Complexity heart
Not Complex: 0g.
Not Simple: 200g.
Complex: 400g.
Very Complex:600g.

heart Clothing Lewd~ness heart
Prudent:0g.
Mildly Lewd: 100g.
Lewd:300g.
Very Lewd:500g.
Erotic: HAHA! Suckers I fooled you! I don't do this... as mentioned above.

heart Position Lewd~ness heart
Prudent: 0g.
Mildly Lewd: 100g.
Lewd:300g.
Very Lewd:500g.
Erotic: I didn't think I could fool you again... I was wrong.

heart Extras heart
Extras may or may not effect the Complexity and Lewd~ness, therefore it may or may not effect the price.

heart Items heart
1 item: 0g.
2-5 items:500g.
6-10 items: 700g.

heart Large/Small Animals heart
Large animals are ones you can't hold very well. Small animals are the ones you can hold without dificulty.

Large animals (max 1-2):1200g. each
Small animals (max 1-5): 850 g. each

heart Group Pictures: heart
Max amount of people you can have in a picture is 4. Add to original price.
For every new female character add: 2,000-3,500 depends on positioning.
For every new male character add: 3,000-4,500 depends on positioning.

PRICES FOR LINEART AND SKETCHYS!

Line Art:
Headshot: 400g
Headshot Couple:800g
Headshot Group:300g per person
Half Body:700g
Half Body Couple:1300
Half Body Group:500g per person
Full Body: 1000
Full Body Couple: 2000
Full Body Group: 950 per person

Sketchy:
Headshot: 500g
Headshot Couple:900g
Headshot Group:350g per person
Half Body:800g
Half Body Couple:1400
Half Body Group:550g per person
Full Body: 1100
Full Body Couple: 2100
Full Body Group: 1000 per person

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Post: 12362349_5 created on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:59:22 +0000
Posted: Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:59:22 +0000

Since this is rather customizable it is rather hard to make an orderform that isn't 60 posts long. So I'll try to make this basic and easy.
There are several things that if you don't tell me differently about I'll use what I call a default. (Defaults are predetermined styles/colors to use if you don't tell me other wise. Think of it as making a sim.) These can include but are not limited to; lips color/style, eye style, torso style, and pose. Please give as much detail as possible. Below I will list the things that you should think about detailing when you order.

Key:
idea -indicates use of defaults
arrow -indicates optional information
question -indicates manditory information

How many people: (1 out of ?) question
Picture Style: idea
Gender: question
Hair color/style: question
Eyebrow style: arrow
Eye color/style: idea
Nose size: arrow
Lips color/style: idea
Makeup style: question
Expression: question
Skin color (darker vs. lighter): question
Muscularity/Bust size(aka torso style): idea
How tall?: question
Thinner vs. Fatter: arrow
Position/pose: idea
Personality: question
Extras: arrow

If you have a group picture in mind please fill one of these out for each person.

You can customize almost everything about your pic, I may not have mentioned all of them so write them in your order. If your order does not give me enough info I'll tell you to fix/answer the questions so that your picture comes out the way you would like it to. Don't get cocky about it. evil

ORDERING LINEART AND SKETCHYS
Different Colors indicate Different Types of pictures. Don't forget to indicate whether it's a sketchy or lineart!

Headshot Order Form:
Code:

[color=violet]Name:
Type: (single, couple, group)
[removed](s)/Emotion(s):
Special Requests:
Any other people:
Total Cost:
Tip?:
Picture Examples:
Extra Information:
Anything else:[/color]

Half Body Order Form:
Code:

[color=green]Name:
Type: (single, couple, group)
[removed](s)/Emotion(s):
Special Requests:
Any other people:
Total Cost:
Tip?:
Picture Examples:
Extra Information:
Anything else:[/color]

Full Body Order Form:
Code:

[color=red]Name:
Type: (single, couple, group)
[removed](s)/Emotion(s):
Special Requests:
Any other people:
Total Cost:
Tip?/Donations:
Picture Examples:
Extra Information:
Anything else:[/color]

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Post: 12362349_6 created on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:02:04 +0000
Posted: Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:02:04 +0000

No stealing!!!! If you even think about it I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish! Not to mention you get a super ugly blacklisting that goes on your permanent gaian record. twisted And I'll report you, and you could get banned from gaia for it. Think before you act. mad

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http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c135/aingealstar/Sampleavatar1.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c135/aingealstar/sephichan.jpg

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c135/aingealstar/Sanga1.jpg

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More coming soon!

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Post: 12362349_7 created on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:02:55 +0000
Posted: Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:02:55 +0000

Tipped: heart
Donated: blaugh
Bought Art: cool
Is awesome: 3nodding

sephichan cool heart 3nodding
llsweet.n.sourll 3nodding
[x Burnt Toast x] cool

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Post: 12362349_8 created on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:05:51 +0000
Posted: Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:05:51 +0000

The people on this list will never be able to get off unless they offer me 50,000g or more. That is the cost of my forgiveness. If you by chance pay it to me then piss me off again i'll blacklist you again and it will take 100,000g to get off and so on. Just because I do this doesn't mean that I put everyone who mildly annoys on here. I'm very selective and I'll only put you on here after I warn you twice. Unless you steal my art... then you get no warning you get death. twisted

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