Aeith
--The Tree Ninjas now have an officially official guild! You can visit it here.--
It has recently come to my attention that Gaia Towns is suffereing from a severe lack of awesome. This defecit has turned all the robots sour, caused Ian to break out of jail, and even made the flowers die due to mal-awesome-trition. "omg u n00b that dosnt' maek sens!!!1!!!", or "...What are you talking about?" you might say. This lack of awareness is appalling.
For the above reasons, I have composed a two step plan to get Towns started along the road to recovery.
S T E P 1
Informing the masses.
The only way we can stop this spreading of un-awesomeness is to remove the vehicles by which it spreads: The uninformed masses. Only by telling them that Towns is nowhere near as awesome as it should be can we start the healing process!
Process: Don't just sit around bumping; Go out and tell the world about our problem. If you need motivation, tell yourself this: For every person you inform, one less glitch occurs.
S T E P 2
First steps down the road.
Once the spreading has stopped, we must start to cure the lack of awesominity. For this, I propose...
TREE NINJAS.
Now, I understand that equation was a little complex, so I shall explain it in simpler terms below.
Because Ninjas are so awesome (mad fighting skillz, yo)
and Trees are so awesome (if you're a hippie),
combining them must mean that Tree Ninjas are at least twice as awesome as either one alone.
The sheer amount of awesomeness may just be enough to make up for the defecit, so
Please. Become a Tree Ninja - Save a Town.
Wanna link?
...Gah. Code-ness doesn't like me. PM me if you want the banner. xd
It has recently come to my attention that Gaia Towns is suffereing from a severe lack of awesome. This defecit has turned all the robots sour, caused Ian to break out of jail, and even made the flowers die due to mal-awesome-trition. "omg u n00b that dosnt' maek sens!!!1!!!", or "...What are you talking about?" you might say. This lack of awareness is appalling.
For the above reasons, I have composed a two step plan to get Towns started along the road to recovery.
S T E P 1
Informing the masses.
The only way we can stop this spreading of un-awesomeness is to remove the vehicles by which it spreads: The uninformed masses. Only by telling them that Towns is nowhere near as awesome as it should be can we start the healing process!
Process: Don't just sit around bumping; Go out and tell the world about our problem. If you need motivation, tell yourself this: For every person you inform, one less glitch occurs.
S T E P 2
First steps down the road.
Once the spreading has stopped, we must start to cure the lack of awesominity. For this, I propose...
TREE NINJAS.
My reasoning:
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AWESOME biggrin
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AWESOME biggrin
Now, I understand that equation was a little complex, so I shall explain it in simpler terms below.
Because Ninjas are so awesome (mad fighting skillz, yo)
and Trees are so awesome (if you're a hippie),
combining them must mean that Tree Ninjas are at least twice as awesome as either one alone.
The sheer amount of awesomeness may just be enough to make up for the defecit, so
Please. Become a Tree Ninja - Save a Town.
Wanna link?
...Gah. Code-ness doesn't like me. PM me if you want the banner. xd
