the lagomorphs
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contents | story | stages | 'morphs | availability | reproduction | rules | affiliates | credits
the lagomorphs
Once upon a time, there was only one. One homicidal lagomorph named Max. He was equal parts wrath, sloth and gluttony stuffed into an adorably fuzzy bunny-shape. The universe hardly needed more Maxes, but it hardly needs more Jonas Brothers music or Twilight movies either. Such is the way of the world.
One day, a day seemingly no different than the one before, colorful guns began to appear in crock pots across the country. Within several days, the first of these comparatively harmless firearms had transformed into one of the creatures you see before you.
The Lagomorphs.
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stage one: a gun
Your Lagomorph arrives in its native form: a violent, merciless, take-no-prisoners firearm. The gun's colors are representative of the ones your Lagomorph will share when it arrives, but its demeanor remains a mystery.
stage two: a bunny lagomorph
Congratulations! Your Lagomorph has arrived! Encourage its deviant behavior or breed it or do whatever it is you kids do with bunnies nowadays.
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name / owner / sale / link to cert
V-Strip / Gabriel Night / flatsale two / x
Deadly Storm / Eve Hilson / flatsale two / x
Killiarum / Eve Hilson / custom / x
Subby / Gabriel Night / Pyrus&Queen Hearty / x
Brown Heart / Gabriel Night / Pyrus&Queen Hearty / x
Mubby / Gabriel Night / Pyrus&Queen Hearty / x
RJ / DazeCraze / flatsale one / x
Queen Hearty / Gabriel Night / flatsale one / x
Bob / Dgcakes / holiday 2009 / x
Dug / Gabriel Night / holiday 2009 / x
Periwinkle / Gabriel Night / holiday 2009 / x
Pyrus and Partridgy / Gabriel Night / holiday 2009 / x
Phineas / Graficcha / holiday 2009 / x
Blue Canary / Marina Toriama / holiday 2009 / x
Spirit / Nio Love / holiday 2009 / x
Aeus / Nychii / holiday 2009 / x
Karotz / Quicksilver the Archangel / holiday 2009 / x
Camo / Rage Beat / holiday 2009 / x
Bubblegum / Vesale / holiday 2009 / x
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Flatsales (2k)
In 2010.
Auctions
None planned.
Raffles
None planned.
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1. Pyrus and Queen Hearty (April 10)
2. Killiarum and Deadly Storm (April 14)
Frankly I would not advise breeding these monsters, but... if you insist.
Lagomorphs don't multiply in the same way we humans do. They reproduce by combining newly severed parts of their bodies in various unspeakable ways.
Notes and Rules About Reproduction
- Reproduction occurs when the severed parts of two Lagomorphs of any gender are combined in a magical crock pot of some sort. Don't ask, even I don't know all of the details.
Successful breedings result in 2-6 guns. The base fee is 1K per gun, but there may be specials at any time due to the introduction of new lines or other events.
Most Lagomorphs will gladly give up their body parts to further their species' reign of terror. The severing is painless, but the part removed is random. When the part has grown back, the Lagomorph may breed again. This takes roughly two months and will be reflected on your cert.
Possible parts that may be removed: finger, eye, hand, tail, arm, leg, foot, ear
If slots are open, PM the lagomorphs with the names of the bunnies you would like to breed. Successful matings will be listed in this post and attended to as soon as possible.
Please ask questions in the thread if you have any. I am always looking to make this section clearer than it is.
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- Follow Gaia's TOS.
Don't steal the art.
If you're new to the Breedables forum, check out this guide.
You can own as many bunnies as you want.
Don't dis on anyone in here. I don't really care if you have a personal problem with someone here. No one is asking you to talk to them. Whoever they are, they have just as much of a right as you do to be here until they start causing trouble. Then it will be me kicking them out, not you. Simmah dow nah.
Don't complain about the shop's sale format. If there are ever any disputes over who was the first to post in a speed flatsale, I'm likely to make another gun to settle things anyway.
Do not come in here solely looking to whine or fish for sympathy. People are allowed to have bad days, yes, but if every time you come in here it's to post *sigh* or emo I'm eventually going to pitch a fit.
More rules may be added at any time. Post-opening, changes to the rules will be announced in the thread.
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Sam & Max (c) Steve Purcell, Lucasarts, Telltale Games
Art (c) me
Guns heavily referenced off of pictures of guns found on le internet.
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looking for auction artists!
I am currently looking for a couple of artists who would be interested in doing an auction or two for the shop.
What you need to do:
- Draw and color one custom gun and one custom lagomorph for the winning bidder and send them to me for certing.
What you get:
- A custom of your own (gun and bunny) which should preferably be completed before the auction starts so I can use it as an example in your auction thread.
All auction monies. They will be sent to me first so I can verify that there aren't shenanigans going on and then they will be forwarded on to you.
How to apply:
- Send some art examples to this account. Title your PM "Guest Artist Auction" so I don't get it confused with something else.
I reserve the right to turn down any applicant without explanation.
customs!
1. Gabriel Night
1 stage, existing lines: 15K
1 stage, custom reusable lines: 40K
1 stage, custom unique lines: 100K
2 stage, existing lines: 20K
2 stage, custom reusable lines: 75K
Existing lines: Fingergun, Windy, Loungin'. You pick the colors and pattern.
Custom reusable lines: You pick the pose, colors and pattern, I get to reuse the lines for future lagomorphs in the shop.
Custom unique lines: You pick the pose, colors and pattern, your lines are never reused for anyone else's lagomorphs, unless you specify you want them used in a breeding.