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This is Hammy ham ham the hamster hybrid overlord of Earth. I have infiltrated your minds through a creation of your own known as 'gaia online'. Your own curiosity will be your demise.

I am sending this message from an unmapped location. Nobody comes in, nobody comes out. For years we have brought you into a false sense of security through the cover of pet stores selling our brethren, when in truth, it has been robotic humanoids spreading snipers throughout your ranks. Destruction will come swiftly and without mercy.

You are to obey to every word if you do not wish for armageddon.

As your future overlord, you must conform to my tastes... These are my favorite songs and movies of your creation, for you to listen to and watch with your pathetic excuse for a sensory organs without end.
Is it odd that I adore the same drivel as my brainwashed human does, or rather, did? Maybe. Or it could be that these just... speak through the language barrier. Or that theory that you remember sounds you heard when you were a fetus... Whatever. Listen to these or perish, mortal.

Songs:

Sounds of Silence- Art Garfunke
Bright Eyes- Art Garfunkel
Cat's in the Cradle- Cat Stevens and Harry Chapin
Savin' Me- Nickelback

Movies:

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UHF
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Corpse Bride

Books:

The Harry Potter Series by J. K. Rowling
Contact by Carl Sagan
A Series of Unfortunate Events Series by Lemony Snicket
The World's Shortest Stories Series compiled by Steve Moss

Your master commands you to observe these articles of entertainment. Look up these songs on youtube or something, yah? Be certain these are the correct names and artists, many of your songs have similar names, or are some infernal invention of yours known as karaoke that absolutely butcher them.

I must take my leave... Important overlord bsuiness to attend to. Do not fool yourself into beliving you have escaped my wrath...

It is only a matter of time...

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...incoming message... uploading... 25... 50... 75...upload complete

This is Hammy ham ham the hamster hybrid overlord of Earth. I have infiltrated your minds through a creation of your own known as 'gaia online'. Your own curiosity will be your demise.

I am sending this message from an unmapped location. Nobody comes in, nobody comes out. For years we have brought you into a false sense of security through the cover of pet stores selling our brethren, when in truth, it has been robotic humanoids spreading snipers throughout your ranks. Destruction will come swiftly and without mercy.

You are to obey to every word if you do not wish for armageddon.

As your future overlord, you must conform to my tastes... These are my favorite songs and movies of your creation, for you to listen to and watch with your pathetic excuse for a sensory organs without end.
Is it odd that I adore the same drivel as my brainwashed human does, or rather, did? Maybe. Or it could be that these just... speak through the language barrier. Or that theory that you remember sounds you heard when you were a fetus... Whatever. Listen to these or perish, mortal.

Songs:

Sounds of Silence- Art Garfunke
Bright Eyes- Art Garfunkel
Cat's in the Cradle- Cat Stevens and Harry Chapin
Savin' Me- Nickelback

Movies:

Contact
UHF
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Corpse Bride

Books:

The Harry Potter Series by J. K. Rowling
Contact by Carl Sagan
A Series of Unfortunate Events Series by Lemony Snicket
The World's Shortest Stories Series compiled by Steve Moss

Your master commands you to observe these articles of entertainment. Look up these songs on youtube or something, yah? Be certain these are the correct names and artists, many of your songs have similar names, or are some infernal invention of yours known as karaoke that absolutely butcher them.

I must take my leave... Important overlord bsuiness to attend to. Do not fool yourself into beliving you have escaped my wrath...

It is only a matter of time...

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