I hate stairs.
I hate vans.
I hate planes.
I hate the woods.
I hate subways.
I hate Ayn Rand.
I hate elevators.
I hate small towns.
I hate tunnels.
I hate hospitals.
I hate helicopters.
I hate trainyards.
I hate the water.
I hate the sewers.
I hate doctors, and lawyers and cops.
When are they gonna get done practicing law?