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^My Biatch----Me!^
Hoozah! Hoozah! My previous about section was no good. So little information about awesome Yuram. You poor little soul. However, thanks to my biatch, we're going for a total revamp. So my biatch will help me think about what to write with an interview. Isn't that right biatch?
Yurams Biatch
Yes M'am!
Alright then! Get the lead out biatch! I don't have all day! Don't make me beat you with a toaster again!
Yurams Biatch
Eep! So Yuram, we all know you're extremely awesome, but why do you have so few gaia friends?
Don't think for one second it's because I'm not uberly awesome! It's because everybody is just so intimidated by the extreme awesomeness that is Yuram. They don't have to be! Yuram loves friends!
Yurams Biatch
Yay! So now we know about your gaia friends, what about your real life friends?
Despite my grandpa's belief, I'm not little miss popular. This is because such an awesome person myself can only have the awesomest of awesome friends. Though most people look lame and dull when compared to Yuram, Yuram's friends manage to still look decently delightful. They're just pimp like that.
Yurams Biatch
My oh my! They sound quite amazing! Now then, along with friends I'm certain you have enemies as well, yes?
Not really any official enemies, but only because they dare not defy the awesome that is Yuram! However, there are people Yuram hates with a fiery passion that burns in the pit of her soul! I will not name names at this time. However, you will be able to tell who they are for they will be the ones that attempt to limp away in fear when they see my walking their directions.
Yurams Biatch
Oh dear. I guess we don't want to get on your bad side! Any tips on how we can avoid doing that?
There are so many things that make Yuram mad. I thing it would be best if I put it in list form.
Things Yuram hates, the list!
Sluts
People that claim emo can't possible be a stereotype because it's a music genre
vegetarians that send me pictures of dead animals
vegetarians that try to stop me from eating meat for the dumbest damn reasons. "The human body wasn't designed to eat meat." Yeah right sister! Girl, have you checked out these chompers lately? *munch**munc**munch*
People that try to force their opinions upon.
Homophobes and rascists. I HATE THEM!
ppl tht typ lyk dis
Yurams Biatch
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