About Me and My Co-owner

Helloo....I would like to say first things first: this is a shared avatar! Me (PinkyOne07 and sxychica03) and the other owner (hehe(Salad as a Rock and call me GRASSHEAD)) both use this, and unless we know who u are, u will not know which one u are talkin to! Hehehehe...that's what makes it awesome! lol...so yeah, here is about ME, and the other owner can add her own:

*I am a teenager living in michigan
*MY favorite band is the Jonas Brothers.
*I play volleyball
*I am single and STRAIGHT!!!! but i'm not looking for a bf. However, if you are a hot guy and you want to flirt with me, i'll let you. 3nodding lol.
*I am kinda tactless. Not on purpose!...I just have a talent for saying stupid things.
*Although I absolutely LOVE the Jonas Brothers, I am a country girl at heart.
*One of the only names that can get to me is 'prep'. if you're even the tiniest bit of a cool person, don't call me that.
*One of my best friends is a guy. He is probably the weirdest, coolest person I know. And don't insult him or whatever...only I can do that. Seriously...that's my job in life. Hehehe, i do it well. Ask anyone! smile
*At the end, my friend/co-owner says she talks more than me...that's why i added all this...to prove her wrong. Cuz i talk way more...ask my teachers!
*Okay, here's more...
*Currently, i am crushing over a dude at my school with THE biggest brown eyes you've never seen. He won't tell me his middle name, so i prefer to refer to him as Estabon. Which is not a dance dipped in salsa, TC, gawd...! I don't think he likes me though, cause every time i try to talk to him, he says, "yeah okay," and walks away. Then i say something tactless. Of course.
*Speaking of which....i am not popular. I am friends with friends with people who are friends with them, but that's just about my closest connection to them. I guess our school is kinda unusual, cause it's not the cheerleaders that are popular...it's the chick-jocks. in other words, the volleyballers, basketballers, softballers, track-peeps...you get it. Heck, there's even one chick who plays football who is in with the jock-guys. It's actually kinda annoying....
*I just thought of something. Although most of my heart is reserved for country and the Jonas Brothers, there is still a
little room for artists like Avril Lavigne and Jordin Sparks. What I'm getting at is: The song "Next to You" by Jordin Sparks completely describes the relationship between me and the guy
i like. idk if it's my imagination, but sometimes he stares for an
instant too long...and that one instant is enough to give me hope.
ok, done with that thought......
*I am soooo clumsy. In volleyball, i was running to get a ball, and i didn't see the wall coming up on my left side. I ran into the wall, rolled my ankle on said wall, and was laid up for a weekend. Two days after I was better, I was doing block jumps when I came down wrong and rolled my other ankle. Then, about a month or two ago, I was at lunch when all the wannna-be-daredevils (ugly ones, trust me) came to our table. One of them threw a pencil at my eye, and when I tried to throw it back at them, my right ring finger hit the table and got jammed. I had to wear tape on my finger the rest of that week, including in a volleyball game.
*I am also blonde. Granted, currently my hair is light brown with pink tips, but in the summer it turns blonde. And trust me...I'm
a blonde at heart. Although that is true, i love blonde jokes. here's my favorite:
okay, so a blonde, a redhead and a brunette are dead. God tells them that in order for them to get it heaven they have to walk up one hundred stairs to heaven. and on each step each woman has to tell a joke. if they laughed, they would fall down the stairs into the depths of Hell.
so on the 33rd step, the redhead tells a joke that makes her laugh, and she falls down the stairs.
on the 66th step, the brunette tells a joke that makes her laugh, and she falls down the stairs.
on the 99th step, one away from heaven, the blonde cracks up laughing. God is confused and asks her, "Why are you laughing now, you are one step away from my Holy Kingdom?"
the blonde looked up at him, still laughing, and said, "I just got the first joke!"
*I am also a huge fan of gender jokes...here's some i got off Aha!jokes.com:
Differences Between Men & Women:
NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.
BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.
SHOES: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.
CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style."
OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



GEMINI - The Chatterbox ~ ( May 21 - June 20 )
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.


That is sooo me!

*One last thing: I am currently in a battle with the co-owner of
this avatar. We are battling to see who can write more on this profile. Please, feel free to tell us your opinion. Not that we wanna here it! jk...that was mean! ok, i'm done.

ok......truce! how about we just STOP THE MADNESS!!!!



Hey! I am the other half (Salad as a Rock and call me GRASSHEAD) and I'm a little different. . . This part is about ME:

~ONE of my favorite bands are the Jonas Brothers (sexy) but I also like Jordin Sparks!
~I play volleyball, basketball, track (Im a pole vaulter), softball, and I used to play soccer.
~I'm also single and straight, and I'm happy with that. I don't intend to have a boyfriend anytime soon, I've got friends.
~Straight A's, and if you want to tick me off, talk to me like I'm stupid. I may be a lot of things (crazy, weird, the list goes on) but I know I'm not stupid.
~I'm pretty good at giving advice, but SOME people *looks at Jesse* don't take it and do the EXACT opposite. Then they talk to another friend and take THEIR advice, which is THE SAME!! (Does she WANT to die? *strangles*)
~Last but not least, I love to talk, as you can tell. I have written more than PinkyOne did. That proves a lot.

OH IT IS OOOON NOW!!
*I am the tallest girl in my grade, I kinda slouch because I wanted to be "In" when I was younger. (How stupid)
*I am constantly looking like a fool in front of cute guys. Let me give you an example. . .
I was at a volleyball game and I was alone, this REALLY cute guy in a hoodie walked by so I pretended not to care. I spilled my Gatorade ALL over my pants, he laughed and laughed. UGH!!
Also, I say the stupidest things, since I'm not completely "popular" (although I am friends with them) I always say the wrong things, or I don't say anything at all. Which makes me quiet, which also makes me feel like an imbicile. I am such a klutz, I trip and fall and land on and bump into and hurt myself on EVERYTHING!! Even people, yes, that means that one guy I've been crushing on.
*I EAT LIKE EVERY OTHER TEEN. Almost. I eat soooo much, and I eat Fireballs on a daily basis. When it comes to pie, or cake, or even cupcakes, I just stuff myself until you hear my stomach pleading for me to stop.
*I SEW. Don't laugh, I'm still sexier than you. I make pillows and blankets, I got it from my Grandma.
*I LOVE BUILDING STUFF. I got that from my Grandpa and Dad, my G-pa builds cars, and my dad just builds, well, stuff. When I was younger I built a birdhouse and painted it, it is still in our tree outside!!
*I AM A CHEF. That's right, I cook. And I'm pretty good at it too. I am da bomb, especially in the morning, with Maddy. We make breakfast at her Dad's, for everyone in the house.
*I HEART ANIMALS. Maddy and I plan on growing up to be someone who has something to do with animals. Unless she changed. A breeder, A cop, A whateverelseyoucanthinkofthathastodowithanimals person too.
*I WANT TO TRY THIS!!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, a sk If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
8.Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12.. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because
You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ... therapy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! SOO FUNNY!!
BRING IT ON JESSE!!

Here we go again!!
*I, on the other hand have a crush on someone who is way better looking than any guy nicknamed "Estaban." It kinda sounds like a sort of dance dipped in salsa. HAHAHAHA!! MY guy I KNOW likes me!! blaugh
*OMJ!! The spelling bee is tomarrow and OMJ!! I am soooo nervous!!
*I am recently writing a story for LA and it is about the Holocaust. This girl, her mom, her sister, and her best friend go to concentration camp. Her mom is shot in front of her and her sisister dies in a gas chamber.
*I am into Pop, Christian and other. I like people like Skillet, Family Force 5, Jonas Brothers, Disciple, and so many more.
*I WILL WRITE MORE!! BUT IM AM BEING DRAGGED AWAY AS WE SPEAK, I CAN'T EVEN TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF. . .

****ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND PM THEM BACK TO MEEEE!!

1. What is your occupation?
2. What color are your socks right now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. What was the last thing that you ate?
5. Can you drive a stick shift?
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
8.Do you like the person who sent this to you?
9. How old are you today?
10. Favorite drinks?
11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
12. Have you ever dyed your hair?
13. Pets?
14. Favorite food?
15. Last movie you watched?
16. Favorite Day of the year?
17. What do you do to vent anger?
18. What was your favorite toy as a child?
19. What is your favorite season?
20. Hugs or kisses?
21. Cherry or Blueberry?
22. Do you want your friends to email you back?
23. Who is most likely to respond?
24. Who is least likely to respond?
25. Living arrangements?
26. When was the last time you cried?
27. What is on the floor of your closet?
28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to?
29. The friend you have had the shortest that you are
sending this to?
30. Favorite smell?
31. What inspires you?
32.What are you afraid of?
34. Favorite car?
35. Favorite cat breed?
36. Number of keys on your key ring?
37. How many years at your current job?
38. Favorite day of the week?
39. How many states have you lived in?
40. How many countries have you been to?
41. What was your favorite country?

Did you like that?? Here's some funny stuff:

1. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Which of the three are you?
2. EARTH IS FULL. GO HOME
3. I'll be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondib ab
4. You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation
5. I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!
6. Oh dear! Looks like %n fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
7. Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?
8. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
9. I wear shades for my bright future. You should take your shades off and get your eyes dialated. (If you don't have a big vocabulary, you probably won't get it).
10. Everyone is entitled to make mistakes, but %n abuses the privilege.
11. Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?
When you give me an answer, I'll talk to you!
12. Do you see that little [X] at the top right hand corner of the box? Save me a lot of time and click it.
13. Guys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs
14. I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
15. Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses are wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.
16. Party on Friday night, priceless. Being with friends, priceless. Talking to you, not for all the money in the world.
17. Ugly hippos live in your bathtub? You should tell your girlfriend to shower at home
18. There are three types of human species
1=man
2=woman
3=you
19. Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
20. How weird would it be if you were walking along the beach and a hand reached up from the sand and grabbed your leg?

Okay, I will admit, some of those were idiotic, and stupid. But, I like, commas.
BRING IT ONNNNNNNNNN JESSSEEEEEEEE!!! IIIII BROUGHT IT SOOOOOO YOU BRINNNNG IITT!!