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--Venessa was a pilot of the dynamiccyclone jet 723 and one day she was caressing through the clouds high above in the sky when, behold, the world went suddenly black. Feeling dizzy and her sense of balance lost, the plane began to plumit, falling faster and faster to it's watery death below. When all had seemed lost, her dreams of fighting the war causing her to cry out for someone, for something, to save her dreams.
That was went light suddenly poured in again, and time seemed to stand still. Venessa glanced over next to her, and the staff of light beamed beside her. It was the most beautiful thing she had ever seen of gold and yellow; it radiated and pulsed a sense of calm into her, washing through and over her. The plane continued to spin, but the magnitude was not so bad. The vicious winds battered and she pulled back with all her might, the plane eased just in time against the splashing of the ocean.
Venessa went on to become a war hero, or heroine in this case. But she would never forget the day a golden light saved her.
The God of Bermuda had given her back the wings to conquer.
--***************Candy corn are people too.
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--White with a blue slash, the color of sadness fading to his left and accepting the apathy of his devoid world to the right.
--***************Yo foo', sitter down and shut yo mou'th 'fore Iz splittit fo ya...
Da names Saint BeatZa coz I'll clear any doubts you haz 'bout who runs da show 'round here. We gansta, and we know how de ropes go; you push I shove er else, you gets it?
No one really took Saint BeatZa seriously until that alien invasion.
...Why do you really think baseball is a favorite pasttime? Because Saint BeatZa beat the shiz outta the aliens in the city.
But was the true violence that baseball is what he woulda wanted in the end? Remembered by hitting a ball out of the park and running around some bases?
No. He wouldn't. And he doesn't seem pleased.
So this public service announcement is to remind everyone that Saint BeatZa's Day is coming soon and you might want to bring the bats out for a good beating of those who need it. Highly recommended for the children and elderly.
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Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIA!
I am the fairy who gives life to all of your chia pets! With chia pets, you'll never have to clean them, or take them to the vet, or pick up their poo! Just sit them in front of a sunny window and watch them dominate your entire househol---I mean, grow into the lovely provided shapes. ^_^;;;; Yes, that's it. And I am the Chia Fairy, the first chia that was grown entirely from a statue of a human.
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I'm a jackass. :>
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