((#: 1-800-JAPANESE)) Guy: "Hello this is *insert japanese bording school name*. How may I help you?" Me: "You kick my dog." Guy: "What?" Me: "You come over to my house, and you kick my dog!" Guy: "I don't understand." Me: "You know what happen! MY dog need operation, You pay for it!" **Line goes dead**
MesadAfter inhaling helium. I had a chipmunk voice!): "1-800- ASK GARY?" Operator: "Yes, Ma'am." Me: "Is Gary there?" Operator: "If you call again, I'll report your number to the police."
Nail salon: "Hello. How may I help you?" Becky(In retarded voice.): "Hiiii. I'd like two wontons and a large chese pizza." Girl: "This is a nail salon." Becky. "OOOOHHHH. I'd like 18 boxes of your finest nails." Girl: "What?" Becky: "18 boxes of your finest nails, and a wonton." Girl: "Do you have a life?" Becky: "Yessss. I have a biiiiiiiiiiig life." **Line goes dead.**
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Same nail salon: "Hello?" Katie(in serious voice.): "Hi. I'd like to set up an appointment." Girl: "What time?" Katie: "Six-o-clock." Girl: "6?" Katie: "Yeah. Do you have any wontons?" **Line goes dead**
(( I think I broke the grapefruits you gave me. I was juggling with them, and I dropped them, and like two of them and an orange landed in Cesar's water bowl. ))
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