Quotes from me and my friends (well mostly Alanna):
~~Alanna: *shocked face*
Tawny: "That's right! You better be shocked or I'll shock you with my wee-wee!" lol
~~Alanna: "Ew! These nerds taste like doo-doo!" *spits them in toilet"
Tawny: "Why did you spit them in the toilet then?"
Alanna: "Because they taste like doo-doo! That's where they belong!"
~~Alanna: "Alyssa. Alyssa. Alyssa. Shannon. Alyssa. Shannon. Alyssa. Alyssa. Alyssa. Alyssa. Shannon. Alyssa. Alyssa. Shannon."
Alyssa: *screams* "WHAT?!?!"
Alanna: "Nevermind" lol
~~Alanna: "It's so hot!!!"
Tawny: "You still have on your jacket! That's like me saying 'Oh it's sooo cold' and I'm running around in the snow butt-naked!"
~~Tawny: *throws highlighter at Alanna*
Alanna: "I think you busted my lip!" *goes to look in mirror* *comes back* "Look at it! Do you see it?"
Tawny: *looks at Alanna's lips* "Yeah I do" *laughs* "It's because your lips are so big and have so much fat in them, it just busted when I hit it."
Alanna: "They are not fat! It's collagen!"
Tawny: "I'm putting that on my Gaia!!!"
~~Alanna: "Ew! Something smells bad! I think it's my feet."
Tawny: "Probably"
Alanna: "Oh, that was cold." (lol)
~~(Discussed while walking up the stairs at school)
Alanna: "Tawny! Why did you switch lanes? You didn't even have your blinker on!"
Tawny: "I was trying to make you wreck"
~~Tawny: "Do we have some drinks left?"
Alanna: "Somewhat"
Tawny: "Some drinks?!"
Alanna: "Somewhat!"
Tawny: "SOME DRINKS?!"
Alanna: "I mean 'somewhat' as in one word!"
Tawny: "Oh" (lol)
~~Tawny: "Did you fart? It smells like doo-doo down here!"
Alanna: "No!"
*Tawny walks up stairs and stops at the top*
Tawny: "Oh and you left skid marks in the toilet!"
*Tawny and Alanna laugh*
~~*Tawny and Alanna see something falling off the fridge*
Tawny: "I would have caught that, but I'm not fast like Edward"
*Both laugh*
~~*Tawny and Alanna see a can falling off the shelf at the grocery store*
*Tawny catches the can*
Tawny: "Yeah I caught that, cause I'm fast like Edward"
*Alanna laughs*
~~*Ashely and Ahna have just finished playing air-hockey and Alanna is "interviewing" them*
Alanna: "Ahna. How do you think you played?"
Anha: "I think I played LIKE A BEAST!!"
(Didn't laugh at the time, but after watching the video if it, it was the funniest thing. Lol)
~~Alanna: "Angela, are the hot dogs ready?"
Angela: "I don't know! Why don't you go look! You don't have to run around the house cleaning up!"
Alanna: "I got like three projects to do this weekend."
Angela: "Well if you have homework then Tawny shouldn't be here!"
Alanna: "Angela! Shut up! Tawny needs our house!"
(Alanna's) Mom "Who's talking about Tawny!?"
Alanna: "Angela!"
Mom: "Angela! Sit down in here! I need to talk to you!"
*Angela starts crying*
~~*Alanna sits up and looks around her bed and says "Oh there's my pillow!"*
*Alanna then picks up a raggedy old pillow that has all the fluff falling out*
Lol.
~~*Alanna, Ashlynne, Alyssa, and Tawny are watching the closing ceremony of the Winter Olympics*
*The commentary dude on it says "Evan Lysacek!"*
Alanna: "Evan Lysacek!!!!!" *While she's screaming, she has a random arm spaz and throws a piece of chocolate in the air*
~~Tawny: "Suck my d**k, b***h."
*Tawny laughs*
Alanna: "Suck my a** crack."
*dramatic pause*
Tawny: "Okay..That was taking it a bit too far.."
*Another dramatic pause*
*Tawny and Alanna Bust out Laughing!*
~~*Alanna picks up a broken change purse*
Alanna: "Why is someone always breaking my s**t?!"
Tawny: "Do you even use that?"
Alanna: "Noooo! But it's mine!"
~~Tawny: "She's touching me! She's touching me!!!"
More to come when I can remember! lol
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