y r u meen 2 me?

I'm an a**.
I don't know how else to explain it to you people. I'm not nice. I'm a horrible person. I'm mean, cold-hearted, bitchy, etc. etc.. I've heard it all before. Tell it to me again if it'll make you feel better. Tell me how I made you angry, upset, depressed, emo, suicidal, or maybe you'll get creative and somehow pin the death of your firstborn on me.
Honest to ********, people, you're boring. Every day is a shitload of drama for every person on the planet.
365.242199 DAYS IN A YEAR.
6,602,224,175* PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.
WHY SHOULD I GIVE A ******** ABOUT YOU AND YOUR PROBLEMS.

* = as of 3/3/08

I have a sense of morality.

I do not sympathize.
I do not empathize.
I do not comfort, console, encourage, flatter, congratulate.

BUT.

I am not heartless.
I am not apathetic.

I hear what you try to tell me.
I'm always listening.

Always laughing.


I'm not an angry person.


I bet I laugh more times in a day than you.
I bet I smile more times in an hour.
All I need to put me in a good mood is your endless supply of stupidity and ignorance.
I'm a very happy person.

Have a nice day.
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