It's funnier when they ragequit, anyway, because of how seriously they take it.
Once, Filia and I were in a game and we were trying to make this ring of fire thing with a bunch of gascans, so we could start it when the mob came and just stand in the middle of it.
We were just fooling around. I mean, s**t, it was on easy and everything, because we didn't feel like getting all into it.
And this random girl came on and was helping us out, and then some guy came on and started throwing a shitfit because we were taking too long.
So we hid on the roof and shot him with a grenade launcher. And then the grenade launcher started the gas cans, which he was in the middle of.
Also, we'd measured it wrong and the gas cans were too close together, so the middle of the circle also lit up.
Hah, yeah.
My friend Filia and I just add KARMA onto everything that happens to someone who's being a d**k.
If someone comes in and starts being an a*****e, we'll make a deal with the third person to switch to expert, kill them, and then switch back.
Same thing happens if he runs ahead and gets a tank while we're far away. Karmatank.
We'll all run back to the saferoom and let him die while we just chill and talk about what we did that weekend.
And then there's always pill-handoffs during the horde.
Yeah, I did, but he kicked my a**.
I was limping already, and he had a chainsaw and green health, so he caught up and incapped me.
If it weren't for bots and their inability to hold grudges, I'd have died.
._.
But that reminds me of how my friend Dustin were in a campaign game the other day. He was Nick, I was Ellis, and we were both on mic. I got side-tracked and started talking about this time this guy Daniel and I shoved an uprooted tree into a slide on this playground, and halfway through the story, he's all, "god, no wonder you chose Ellis."
K, so this one time, I was in back of the school before class with my friend Andy and some people we knew, and he was teasing people by pretending he was going to throw soda on them, but he only pretended that hhe was taking off the cap so we'd all jump, but nothing would come out.
So he did that to me a couple of times and then after awhile, he either loosened the cap without realizing it or decided to be a jerk and did it on purpose. Anyway, he went to look like he was throwing soda at me, but I thought he was till doing the same thing, so I didn't move.
And the cap flew off and I got covered in Pepsi.
And I walked around all day covered in Pepsi.
And that is my story.
On Facebook, my friend had a status that said, "be a man," and I replied with, "you must be swift as the coursing river."
And other people latched on and added until it finished.
So I felt like doing that.
Oh.
I see.
doG, eh?
<_<
I should have known. Stay away from my Norman. He is a pure and innocent snowflake.
It really was.
Almost as productive as this other time when we decided to make backgrounds of each other's computers and we had to keep it on for like a week.
I made him this one of him with a lightsaber and riding on a bear over the sun.
He made one of a giant d**k.
Does anything have tentacles, and if so, are there more than five?
Can you see their internal organs?
Shitting d**k nipples?
It's not hard to know what's weird.
I had to.
It's in the rules.
If it doesn't exist already, you HAVE to make it.
One time, my friend Andy and I declared rule 34 on this really bad poker player, and we couldn't find anything, so he had me make it.
It wasn't bad, you couldn't see anything and the whole shebang was stick-figures, but I was mad at him so I stuck him in there as his b***h.
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