Me

Alright, this is how things go. If you don't agree, than you fail at life.

1: Only losers read profiles.
2: I read profiles.
3: This is my space. If you live here, you're invading my personal bubble.
4: I always win. Even when I lose, I win.
5: pleasekillmesoftly is the bomb.
6: dragginwings is the bomb.
7: sammiesunshine is the bomb.
8: I am the bomb.
9: failblog.org is where you absolutely must go if you don't want to be some hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere.
10: The Onion is awesome. Just awesome.
11: It may not look it, but I'm the only one with the right, no matter what you say.
12: You may have a question for me, like, "Are you lying?" Well that's fine, but I'm not being forced to answer that.
13: The answer is yes.
14: Before you say anything, I lie about everything, even about the lies I tell.
15: I give people who like to chase 37 year-old Canadians 87 blocks for a stick of butter something to do.
(No offense to Canadians intended.)
16: You can be the bomb, too if you work hard and become my friend. If you're not my friend, then you're not the bomb.