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I am not your king.
Nor i am your god.
I am just a simple plate of jelly.
Despite popular rumors, i DO NOT sell matchsticks to the undead.
Zombies must not, under any circumstance, aquire the power of fire.
Marshmellows will be destroyed, their time is coming.
Their days are numbered.
Soon their corpses will litter my fireplace.
Welcome to the East Pole, where everything tastes like human.
I have rabies.
Clairey is better than you all. Now I can play, play, play the night away.
Oprah Winfrey is using Myspace as a hypnotic mind control website.
The above words are all false.
This sentence is false.
Everything is false.
Follow the white rabbit...
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