Who am I?
My name is Jake.I'm a fun, loving person at times, but I wouldn't suggest pissing me off. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. I sprout great muscles and turn green.
I love debating with people. Don't mean to toot my own horn (that's a lie), but I generally ALWAYS win, or at least come out with the upper hand of the matter.
I've found that I can play just about any instrument you put in front of me, excluding the violin. sad My wrist doesn't turn that far.
I like to roleplay.
I'm a nerd, but a cool nerd. Not one of those "Does their homework and has no friends" nerds. Okay that's a lie...And so is that lie about me lying.
I'm protective of my friends. I would ask that you please do not ******** with them. You will sorely regret it.
Don't be a troll. I'll bulldoze your bridge.
Sarcasm. It's my favorite thing in the world.
Spiders. They're my least favorite thing in the world.
Literature. Another of my favorite things in the world.
Hypocrites. Another of my least favorite things in the world.
That's all. I think you know enough.
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