The History of TGBD
Please, gracious followers and strangers alike; Follow this link to learn the intricate and (quite honestly) long-winded history of The Green Biker Dude. For the tale of a man so fearless, so headstrong, so dashing, could not go untold.
http://www.youtube.com/v/7YTZ_BwwcjU
For truly, he was a hero among men.
The Church of Latter Day Biker Dudes
The name is Driftecus Spartacus. I am the sole remaining Ministert of the Church of Latter Day Biker Dudes. I spread the word of the almighty Green Biker Dude. I tell the tale of how The Green Biker Dude courageously sacrificed himself so that X may live.The Green Biker Dude died for both our previous mistakes as well as our future hope of survival, for without X, all hope is lost.
The Green Biker Dude was once a mythological figure in the Church goers eyes, but in this day and age his tale of strength, charisma, and fearlessness to face down ones own demise, is lost upon our youth. Instead he is seen only as a mocking device, his supreme efforts only scoffed at. .
Throughout the deepest of the nets, the word of our lord and savior (The Green Biker Dude) remains spreading through the hearts and minds of millions of people. And those who have committed wrongs against our followers shalt be punished by the almighty hand of Light. The Neo-Zero worshipers are gonna burn, burn like a laser to the face for their transgressions against the Church of Latter Day Biker Dudes. For The Green Biker Dude would not have stepped from his Bike, cowering the the face of such a challenge, and neither shall we, his loyal followers.
Join me, my green brothers and sisters, and raise up thine helmet in reverence of The Green Biker Dude. Drink, for the oil from his gaping head laser wound is his blood. Eat, for the microscopic gyro-balance chip that allowed him to pop the coolest wheelie ever and stop the dreaded forbidden laser, is his body.
Together, we can once again spread the word of The Green Biker Dude.
Ministers Challenge;
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Have a little fun.
It's somewhat boring spreading the word of our savior and hero (The Green Biker Dude) sometimes. Come, join me in a bit of fun in the meantime.
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well, hope to hear from you.