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Ok my friend Satan___666 made this 1

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. One day, he looked in his hamsters' cage, and saw the two...doing something naughty. Anyway, Tom calls his mother.
"Mommy!"
"Yes, Tommy?" his mother replies.
"What are they doing?" Tom asks.
"Oh my...um...they're...they're making cupcakes, dear," his mother stammered.
"Oh! okay!"
That night, Tom walked down the hall to go to bed, when he noticed that his parents' bedroom door was open. Curious, he peeked through the door and found his parents "making cupcakes" on the bed. Tom smiled and went to bed.
The next day, he went downstairs and spoke to his mother.
"Mommy! Those cupcakes were really yummy!" Tom said, rubbing his belly.
"Cupcakes? I didn't make any dear...." his mom replied.
"Yes you did! I licked the frosting off the bed!"

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Here is another one ive come across




So there was this couple having sex and when they were finished the guy threw his condum out the window and his wife said "lets have sex again ^_^" so he went to go find the condum that he threw out the window and he saw this kid holding the condum and he said " hey kid i'll give u 5$ for that" and the kid said "but its my twinkie!!" so the guy said "fine 10$ -.-" so he gave the kid the 10$ and went back upstairs and then the kid said " what he doesn't know is that I already ate the filling xD"

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My friend Vicousdeath___666 made this 1


There once was a guy named Dave

He dug up a whore from the grave

She was moldy and shitty

And only had one titty

But think of the money he saved! LMAO

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[~Velrak~]

Report | 03/27/2007 8:44 pm

[~Velrak~]

Im The Original Velrak I was hacked awhile back so i stoped playing so this is me now sad
Ashta Nightrayne

Report | 03/23/2007 7:06 pm

Ashta Nightrayne

Hey we shouldrp sometime again ^^
lolibay

Report | 01/21/2007 10:55 am

lolibay

Heyyy... Velrak
i miiss you
Doggiie

Report | 12/09/2006 8:51 am

Doggiie

D: i luff you velrak!! come back onto gaia T~T
PirateMay

Report | 11/04/2006 6:26 am

PirateMay

heeeeeeey where teh heck are ya? your not on Halo and i dont see you on here either > .<
send me a msg or sumthin o.O
leonarene

Report | 10/07/2006 10:52 am

leonarene

I've never seen you before in my life! But hi anyway! ^-^
street lamps

Report | 09/26/2006 3:20 pm

street lamps

hi hello please read PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE*
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACKS
street lamps

Report | 08/17/2006 2:50 pm

street lamps

Hey, I've missed you!
Cloudsdabomb

Report | 08/12/2006 5:54 am

Cloudsdabomb

wassup!
lolibay

Report | 07/24/2006 11:15 am

lolibay

hey i missed u and i love the music video

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Donate 100g if u think this kid should stop eating Mcdonalds
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