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Uptight Prude

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Last Login: 08/25/2012 9:53 pm

Registered: 06/14/2009

Gender: Male

Location: The Main Office of Uptight Prude & Company

Birthday: 10/09

Occupation: Officer of Order

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Total Posts: 6094

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bermuda square on 11/29/2021

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Name: Uptight Prude
Age: Undefined
Gender: Male
Occupations: Officer of Order under the command of the President of Everything, Owner and Operator of Uptight Prude & Company, Excellent Basket-Weaver
Heroes: Bill Gates, The Verizon Guy, Jim from Accounting
Likes: Order, Rules, Law, Punishment, Thwarting Criminals, Lavender Tea
Dislikes: Chaos, Violations, Naughty Words, Bad Things, Rebels, Colorful Objects
Biggest Complaint: I wish my pencil were more grey.

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Guild Mule: Prude Mule

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Personal Assistant:
Pin-Up Goblin

Officers-in-Training:
Amerelle
Leikat
Ousia
Pin-Up Goblin
Sugar Mint Tea
Zoe Ripper

Bodyguards:
Darlamonky
starbolt22

Associates:
Elite Four Flint
PoisonAvery
Spectral Autumn
Tekxhokil
Thongs and Angus
I Volkner I

The Prude Rapist:
Zombiosis

Biggest Violators:
Amerelle
Chuck_the_Duck
Minnie Almighty
S Y T H R ii L
Zombiosis

Stalkers:
bermuda square
ChurMomsFaceHun
MissMoppy
old film
Pink Marshmallows
P O O F felice_xD
starbolt22
[.The Rejected Spork.]

Silent Stalker:
Bitter Chocolate Death

Fellow Punishment Lovers:
FC Fairchild
President of Everything
Stick in the Mudd
Straight and Tidy

Rivals:
Moody Prude
President of Nothing
Real President of Nothing

If I've forgotten any of you, please forgive my violation. Just remind me and I'll be sure to fix the error. Unless there really is no error and you're just a crazy person. If that's the case, then you should be ashamed.

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MissMoppy Report | 06/22/2012 8:48 am: gonk
I Eat Toads Report | 11/28/2011 5:04 am: Bill Gates was my hero before he was yours.
Just saying, good sir.
o-Zetsubou Sensei-o Report | 11/22/2011 12:47 pm: They can if you say it slowly. gonk
o-Zetsubou Sensei-o Report | 11/19/2011 11:57 am: YOU MISSED ME RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT? TIGHT? LIGHT? FIGHT? BITE? SITE? VIBE? TRIBE? scream
o-Zetsubou Sensei-o Report | 11/17/2011 1:36 pm: OH PRUDE, MY DEAR PRUDE. PRUDY PRUDENESS OF PRUDE emotion_kirakira
o-Zetsubou Sensei-o Report | 11/16/2011 2:17 pm: IF I SAID YES WOULD YOU SHOOT ME? emotion_0A0
o-Zetsubou Sensei-o Report | 11/16/2011 3:05 am: Nope~

Keep guessing. gonk
o-Zetsubou Sensei-o Report | 11/15/2011 3:12 pm: I know you...

from way back...

way back...

where pink dresses are worn...

and pictures of madness were drawn....

LETS PLAY A GAME PRUDE... A GUESSING GAME...
o-Zetsubou Sensei-o Report | 11/15/2011 2:44 pm: Can you guess who this is?
Gieyo Report | 10/17/2011 6:49 pm: My gaia avatar is le s**t. is this what happens when you leave Gaia and then come back after a year? gonk