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Three guys get stranded on an island inhabited by villagers.The villagers take the three men to their queen.The queen says "Bring me something delicious to eat and I shall let you live and go free".The first guy goes into the jungle and brings back the sweetest grapes you've ever tasted and presents them to the queen.The queen eats a grape,spits it out and orders them to be shoved up the mans butt.The second guy goes into the jungle and brings back the sweetest apples you've ever tasted and presents them to the queen.She takes a bite,spits it out and orders the apple to be shoved up the man's butt.The second guy starts laughing and the first guy angrily asks"Why the hell are you laughing?This isn't funny", The second guy responds,"The third guy's bringing back watermelons.
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wishlist. REALLY LONG. well... keep wishin.
lol
there isnt anybody i kow but yeah we are.