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A Lovely Sound Report | 09/16/2012 1:24 pm

Hey dia how u do? I like da purple hoodie of da dreamz on yo back. Da flashin of da camra blindz me man!! i lyke da way da whit as snow straps contrast da puple haze. Da blonde strak of many ditzie ladyz is on yo head like star shinin in da sky. MAN DAT FLASH IZ HURTING MAH EYEZ BUT MAN I LYKE IT IT MAKES MAH d**k WANNA TOUCH UR BROUN EYE. dat white tshirt u wearin give me da boner of many men, and make my nipples go hrd. U KNO NICOLAYS FRATUS? HE WUZ DA ONE TOO. WITH DA FINE GRADUATION HAT/ HE WAS ONCE A VICTIM JUS LIK U BUT NOW HE GONE IN MA BACEMENT CELLA JUS LYKE DA REST. GUES WHO NEXT?am lovin u so much dat when think of u me finger butt hole u turn mosey on SOO much like da children in ma bacemnt cella( just lyke u will be sun) mak me so hrd c** fast Like cummin to da point dat look like i peeded pant sometime wish culd c cocky rooster of u in da mouth of spikey teeth like sverrieiei but den remember can just finger myself widda child tinking of 0u. Oh diaa how am missin u so, miss your warm embrac 


nd would love 4 u 2 drink ma contaminateded containa o da souls of deadz childrenszx. I have a purple sneaker. I am so terrified, i am in corner, da walking two fot high spoonnd forks have cornered ma and the green winged honeybadas be floatin above da head. dda bad asses am gonna eat me... am cryiing so hard. it just dat, da blob fish make ma so emotional. it's deirr big nosez... dey make maz cry so hard that da toxic yellow tears make da own nose fall off. Eleanor Rosevelt would probably enjoy blob fish just as much as am rlly do. de chair is is rotating, making da blob fish of which r covered with many mucuses and unknown slimey substances spew at me. THIS WILL NEVE PROTECT ME FROM da a FORKS AND SPOONS! oh,du do not understand...you jst dont....te carpet is beg ining to ooze bloody urine t i had sex with me last night. you would be suprised,da wonders dat bloody urine could do the theatere with abraham lincoln aout to be assasinated soooon. oh...my...god... buffy the vampire slayer and abraham lincoln the vampire huntare going at it... wondering who will get to have sex with matiua first ;/ SEAN kid......holly.....tavy mpuuga is helpin ma gaadaaadadad da money to go to amrica. while we are there we will unt elephants with moses. DA GAY SUBSTITUTE Izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz COMIN' LIKE DA CAT LADY. MY FEET SPARKLE LyKE EDWARD CULLEN. da perfume z made out of arlic, ketchnensparkle. i think that the giant forks and spoons have left....dey are dressed up in nazi costumes with da purple light shining on his eyebrows so. there is a giant walking toenail named Vince Richmond. hey, SEAN KID, do you want to go on a scavender hunt? just search zex mose! try to find all of the kids he has molested, i bet it'll be a challlengeee....  the hippies are dancin on my head and now ....THE FORKS AND SPOONS ARE BACK . Tday ARE ATTACKING AND THEY HAVE THESE SECRET WEAPONS. a FLOATING sea turtle outta da water on a string that spews spirm and pukes yarn. see? three in one. ma hair is pruple .... oh my dear father, it has been a long journey in my love life. I met a beautiful girl named Kendyall with her nice friend Tavy, and married Kenyall and tavy was her bridesmaid. It was a beutyful wedding, but then left me for Mathias Mpuuga. I thought he was my friend but he betrayed me like peter simon paul betrayed jesus 3 times. please reply back father i need you kind words and therapy bse kendyall has my child, george. she will not give him back because he is her yummy tummy.She broke my heart in many ways bse she was a warshiper of tavy, ndaay, hentay, hesay, ******** my friend Mathias Mpuuga again, and i was all, we ******** now? then me and Mathias Mpuuga endud up gay, i hope you arent dissapointed in my father. i know jesus is, he does not lovve me. OMG WHAT IS HE DOESNT FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS? my life is over bse i am gay. fml. i am feeling so lost and loney my father. i miss kendyall so dearly. Tavy is a donkeys hair aswell. Pleasi reply, i know tha

SockEatingLion Report | 04/14/2012 8:05 pm

Oh no not you now! What a horrible day D:

Tulder Report | 04/14/2012 6:21 pm

Nice story Kendall. The giant forks are after me now D:

SockEatingLion Report | 04/10/2012 9:38 pm

Dear TULERDER BROH,


I have a purple sneaker. I am so terrified, i am in a corner, the walking two foot high spoons and forks have cornered me and the green winged honeybaders are floating above my head. Them bad asses are gonna eat me...i am cryiing so hard. it's just that, blob fish make me so emotional. it's their big noses... they make me cry so hard that my toxic yellow tears make my own nose fall off. Eleanor Rosevelt would probably enjoy blob fish just as much as i really do. the chair is is rotating, making the blob fish of which are covered with many mucuses and unknown slimey substances spew at me. THIS WILL NEVER PROTECT ME FROM THE FORKS AND SPOONS! oh, you do not understand...you just dont....the carpet is begining to ooze bloody urine that  i had sex with me last night. you would be suprised, the wonders that bloody urine could do in the theatere with abraham lincoln about to be assasinated soooon. oh...my...god... buffy the vampire slayer and abraham lincoln the vampire hunter are going at it... wondering who will get to have sex with moses first ;/ Oliver kid......holly.....tavy mpuuga is helping me gather da money to go to uganda. while we are there we will hunt elephants with  moses. DA GAY SUBSTITUTE IS COMIN' LIKE DA CAT LADY. MY FEET SPARKLE LIKE EDWARD CULLEN. the perfume is made out of garlic, ketchep extract, rat poision and baby toenails. i like it. it makes my feet sparkle. i think that the giant forks and spoons have left....they are dressed up in nazi costumes with da purple light shining on his eyebrows so. there is a giant walking toenail named Vince Richmond. hey, oliver, do you want to go on a scavender hunt? just search zex mose! try to find all of the kids he has molested, i bet it'll be a challlengeee.... ;) the hippies are dancin on my head and now ....THE FORKS AND SPOONS ARE BACK . THEY ARE ATTACKING AND THEY HAVE THESE SECRET WEAPONS. a FLOATING sea turtle outta da water on a string that spews spirm and pukes yarn. see? three in one. ma hair is pruple .... oh my dear father, it has been a long journey in my love life. I met a beautiful girl named Kendyall with her nice friend Tavy, and married Kenyall and tavy was her bridesmaid. It was a beutyful wedding, but then left me for Mathias Mpuuga. I thought he was my friend but he betrayed me like peter simon paul betrayed jesus 3 times. please reply back father i need you kind words and therapy bse kendyall has my child, george. she will not give him back because he is her yummy tummy.She broke my heart in many ways bse she was a warshiper of tavy, ndaay, hentay, hesay, ******** my friend Mathias Mpuuga again, and i was all, we ******** now? then me and Mathias Mpuuga endud up gay, i hope you arent dissapointed in my father. i know jesus is, he does not lovve me. OMG WHAT IS HE DOESNT FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS? my life is over bse i am gay. fml. i am feeling so lost and loney my father. i miss kendyall so dearly. Tavy is a donkeys hair aswell. Pleasi reply, i know that we had incest before, but i hope you can forget that, bse i need you now. baby i need you now. sex. OMG THERE IS A GIANT RODENT ON THE LOOSE NAMED BRAD. ARE YOU IN RELATIONSHIP? I RLLY LIKE U OLIVER. U SEE, de Dotson and da kuzmanovitchua I love them so much but dey say dey want da others such as u bse I saw ur relationship stats with da kendyall for TWO WHOLE DAY then it was put to a sorrowfull end and now dey say de Dotson is single but dey say dat SHEE LIKES YAIRO and I am hearin rumors around de market dat yairo has a very special package for da man dat kendyall love for TWO WHOLE DAYS. WAAZZI DATZ A MERMAID do you have a lagoon? If so, be aware of da sseviris.


I need to kno da account of ur love/ relationship, for I wasn’t to replace de Dotson in my heart… with u ;)) I want 2 put you in ma heart man,….WAZI I rlly think ur a cutie, oliver. But de Dotson no cooperation bse she say im creepy…but u c, kendyall say she luv me. Oh I wish u love me as much as Dotson love he

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Owl lwO Report | 10/13/2011 1:16 pm

nooooooooooooooooooo quitting. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

PartsjChris Report | 10/02/2011 8:39 pm

OMG i'm friends with them too! =D

Turning Tables Report | 08/29/2011 4:51 pm

you should be so negative .
theres someone out there for you(:

dad stop Report | 08/29/2011 2:54 pm

PEWPEW, DAMMIT.