"That's the difference between an elitist and a professional. Elitists think they can never be wrong. Professionals know they can be, but also know they aren't."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." I think it is me!
You obviously weren't thinking of me then. 3nodding
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.""
I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow."
this is me since I've gotten my license sweatdrop"If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else."
"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged." heart "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult." Oh nice! heart
"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." nice
"The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'" Oh no, there goes my secret. . .lol just kidding.
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