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Report | 09/18/2009 2:12 pm

Kyle_killer45

happy bday dude

Report | 09/25/2008 8:22 pm

Acid Stained

apparently I missed your birthday.

Report | 09/25/2008 8:20 pm

Acid Stained

Joke.

Heaven was soon closing for the night so Peter asked the people who had the worst deaths come up.

Three men walked up.

Peter turned to the first one. “What was your death?”

The man sighed.

“Well, I had always suspected my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day. We live on the third floor. And when I opened my door, there sat my wife naked. I searched the whole apartment for the b*****d but couldn’t find him, finally I see a pair of hands hanging off the window ledge, I tried prying his fingers off but the stubborn a** wouldn’t budge, finally I got my hammer and hit him on the hands, that got to him. He fell down and landed on the bushes, AND HE WAS STILL ALIVE! So I grab the refrigerator and throw it out of the window. Well all the stress must have gotten to me, because I had a heart attack and here I am.”



Peter nodded his head. “That’s pretty bad, what about you?” He looked towards the second man.

“Well, I live on the fourth floor of an apartment and I was exercising on a treadmill, I had hit the wrong button and had fallen off the machine and out the window, I managed to catch the window seal of the room below mine, I heard footsteps, and I thought someone was going to save me. No. They started trying to pull my hands off the ledge, I managed to stay on, and the psycho came back with a hammer, he started to hit my hands and of course I let go. I managed to get saved by the bushes on the ground, and I thought I had managed to get saved by the bushes under me. I look up and there comes a refrigerator flying from out of his freaking window! And I guess I died ‘cause I’m standing in front of you…”



Peter nodded his head. “That’s pretty bad, what about you?” He looked towards the third man.



“Well imagine this, I’m inside of a refrigerator naked-“

Report | 12/27/2007 10:04 am

dancedancedomi

long time no see ^^

Report | 11/25/2007 5:36 am

dancedancedomi

FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD........START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Report | 11/24/2007 12:23 pm

Ninjas_luv_cooki3z

i was hacked by xxpinaycutiexx help me ;-;

Report | 11/19/2007 6:17 am

Uki21

thx 4 visiting my shop!!!

Report | 11/18/2007 3:19 pm

dancedancedomi

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old and have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to 12 ppl, I will come to ur house at midnight and hide under ur bed. When ur asleep I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles got this email. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Haha Patty, haha. You don't wanna be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M Simon hates chain mail, but he didn't wanna die that night. He sent it to 4 ppl. Not good enough George. Now George is in a coma & we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Haha George haha! Now, you don't wanna be like George do you? Case 3: Valarie Tyler got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. She only had 7 more people to send too. Well, that night when she was having a shower she saw Bloody Mary in the mirror It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse. This is the last case so I'll tell you about it. Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people and found a $100.00 dollar bill on the ground. He was promoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend accepted his propose. Now Katie and him are living happily ever after. They now have 2 beautiful children. Send this 2 12 ppl or you'll serve the consequences. 0 - you'll die 2ight; 1 to 6 - you'll get injured; 7 to 11 - you'll get the biggest fright of ur life; 12 and over - ur saved and will have a great fortune. Do what Teddy!!!! Hurry!!!! Send this to 12 ppl before midnight 2night!!

Report | 10/24/2007 8:03 pm

Agent 8102

thanx for buying^^

Report | 10/23/2007 7:49 pm

tastemycrayon

Justine commented on your profile in my account. That wasn't me.

Never would I go so low as to not capitalize my sentance and end it with a period.

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