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hate_me_im_punk

Report | 06/02/2007 9:05 am

hate_me_im_punk

i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......



she called me to get my phone number.















she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said















"concentrate."















she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.















she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.















she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.















she tried to drown a fish.















she thought a quarterback was a refund.















she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.















she tripped over a cordless phone.















she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.















she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.















she studied for a blood test.















she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.















when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,















she moved.















when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice















instead.















when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said















"Airport Left" she turned around and went home















Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for















7 years!!!!!!!!!!!















*! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years















*! 5-9=your crush will start to like you















*! 10-14=your crush will ask you out















*! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time















*! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you















want in life















After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on

it.



(note this is not about u ok)
bluewing oversoul

Report | 02/21/2007 8:32 am

bluewing oversoul

die chuck
elvisnake

Report | 07/07/2006 11:27 am

elvisnake

You know, I didn't do anything to you? Why on earth did you call me a clown? Even though you thought I was wrong, I didn't go around calling people names...
Sliph

Report | 03/26/2006 11:40 pm

Sliph

Chuck Norris sucks, havn't you seen the Ultimate Showdown at Newgrounds?
Kryztak

Report | 03/20/2006 10:45 pm

Kryztak

Lol...Chuck Norris!!! HELLA FUNNY!!!
Blackfeather_Draven

Report | 03/20/2006 4:15 pm

Blackfeather_Draven

ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY CHUCK NORRIS! TAKER OF LIFE, UNPARALLELED WARRIOR, AND LORD OF ALL WHO LIVE AND BREATHE! BOW DOWN YOU UNWORTHY MORTALS FOR YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF HIS DIVINE PRESENCE!

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[quote:2594d5d082="The_Maxx"]Superman has superspeed, but superspeed means crap when you run into Chuck's roundhouse kick. xp [/quote:2594d5d082]