Biography

[all contents dictated to Phoenix for transcription and editing]

Hi, my name is Isaac Tandem Collier. I go by my fate name, Tandem. I was born and raised in Foil Haven, where up until recently I worked as a chimney sweep. I still consider myself a chimney sweep, and I hope to get back to work when I finish my...travels. I love my job and my life, and I especially love my family. My mom makes the best food!

My best friend is Phoenix Harvey. Yeah, the noble one [Editor's note: Tandem, no one knows who I am, honestly]. He's currently traveling with me. I hope we can see lots of great places! Phoenix has always talked about all the amazing places there are (though I'm actually pretty scared...).

I've also recently met this girl, Cadence. I guess she's my friend, too, though so far she doesn't seem to care for me very much. Oh well, I'm sure she's nice!

...Um...really I'm not that interesting so I don't have anything else to say. Bye!