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yo i found this on a site just in case people question what the ******** a juggalo is,you got reference right ********' here bitches!

Stage One- Pre Birth: This is before you even know who I.C.P is. You know you're different, that you don't belong in "normal" society. You see the world differently than most and don't really know where your view fits in.

Stage Two- The Awakening: You get introduced to I.C.P. Maybe a friend introduces you, or you hear one of their songs, or see someone sporting a shirt and think "I wonder what that's all about." No matter how it happens, nothing is ever the same. You start to delve into the magic that is the Dark Carnival and start to find that place where your view belongs.

Stage Three- Clown Boy: This is the stage that I get the most resistance to. Nobody likes to think of themselves as a clown boy (or fanboy, or hound dog...take your pick), but we've ALL been there. This is where I.C.P. and Psychopathic are the WORLD to you. You want all the merch, memorize all the songs, and follow blindly the lead of Joe, Joey and the Psychopathic machine. The most common symptoms of being in this stage are: calling ANYONE a Juggahoe, starting "******** EMINEM" chants before shows, dissing anyone for not having as much merch as you or not knowing every lyric to every song on every album, participating in Ray Day, believing everything that J says, wearing a Zug Izland shirt before the band even records a song, and generally defending everything they do, even when they are obviously wrong. Some are more obvious in this stage than others, but believe me, you too (will be/are/have once been) at this stage. Sorry. That's just the way it is.

Stage Four- Disillusionment: This is where you start seeing cracks in the perfect structure that is the Juggalo World. It happens different for all of us, but something plants a seed of doubt in the world you've emersed yourself in. Maybe you meet J and he's a d**k, or you run into a ninja that treats you like s**t, or you think track "17" on Shangri-La is crap, or you start to see that Psychopathic Records is no different then other record companies, in that their main goal is to make money. You start doubting the "Family" and all the bullshit that comes with it. This is the hardest stage to get through. All the faith you put into this thing starts to crumble, and you begin to feel lost once again.

Stage Five- Realization: The last stage. This is where you finally figure it out. That being a Juggalo isn't about the merch or knowing what kind of pudding Shaggy likes or hating/liking things just cause I.C.P. says so. It's about being YOU. About seeing the world differently from "normal" society and not giving a ******** where your view fits in. It's about being your own person and not letting anyone tell you how you should be or act or dress. It's about a community of ninjas that have had similar experiences and feelings as you and having a connection w/ them....even if we don't always get along or agree





Juggalo VS Friend
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale a** out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was ******** awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an a** out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an a** out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid s**t
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid s**t
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that a*****e
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever