Introduction...
Hi, the name that I will use on Gaia is
Synesthete314. If you don't know and are curious my name has to do with the neurological condition "Synesthesia." Aside from it being a really intersting condition, I actually have grapheme → color synesthesia. Just to clear things up, while none of my family members has this that I know of, I do not have adventitious synesthesia (the result of taking drugs or having a stroke).
This is my second account on Gaia, I've been away (from Gaia) for about a year and I didn't really make any close friends, so I figured I'd just start over. I'm probably just going to put a lot of junk in this "about" section. Banners from guilds, quotes, and other stuff.
Current Dream Avatar
(May be subject to change)
Total Value: 62,307 Gold
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Item List:
Spirit Falcon
Black Goth Boots
Assassin's Guise
Masterpieces
The Last Mimzy: one of my new favorite movies. This is an avatar I created on tektek to look like Emma. I may or may not decide to quest for this avi.
Total Value: 11,174 Gold
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Item List:
Celestial Wrap
Dark Red Phat Sweater
Embroidered Pebble Jeans
Citrus Snug Slip-On Sneakers
Mimzy
I Lose.
I have just lost the game. To find out what the game is and how to play, keep reading, the instuctions are directly below. If you do not want to learn skip to one of the next sections,
Guilds... or
Quotes And Such..., without reading. The game is a lifetime commitment. You have been warned.
Welcome to The Game
The object of the game is to not think about the game. Everytime you think about the game you lose. If you lose you must say "I lose." There are no exceptions to this rule. You must say it out loud, not just in your head! If you lose, there is a thirty minute "losing period" in which you can't lose again. However, if you die within these thirty minutes, you lose the game (and your life for that matter) forever. (Yes, I mean really die, as in your heats stops beating, your brain stops functioning, you lungs stop working, etc.). However, if you die, while not having lost in the past thirty minutes you get... A Patch! No one really knows what a patch is, just that you get one. The last rule of the game is that, whenever a person asks you about it, you must explain it. After you (or anyone else) have heard/read an explanation of the game, you are automatically playing the game.
You are now playing the game.
You lose.
30 minutes, Go!
Yes, you really are playing and you really will be for the rest of your life and you really do have to say it. And one day when you are on your deathbed, you will probably remember this, and then you'll die, and you won't get a patch.
Doesn't that suck!
Guilds...
Quotes And Such...
In this section I'll probably post a lot of quotes I like, mostly things I find funny. Many of these will be from movies, books, tv shows I watch, friends, etc. However, I'm not going to state these things because I want people to guess where they're from.
Professor Lupin, are you a werewolf?" "Yes." "Are you ******** serious?!" "Yes, but that's beside the point." (This one sounds better when you say it out loud)
"Lords of Kobal, hear our prayer..."
"I suck at life. The only thing I don't suck at is sucking at life."
"Harold, what do you like to do for fun?" "I go to funerals."
"Do you enjoy knives?"
"Harold, that was your last date!"
"92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe.
Put this in your sig if you are part of the 8% who would be laughing." -Advocate of Illusions
"Children are like hood ornaments: sometimes nice to look at, but you wouldn't want to have one."
"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
"We will find this ******** troll, and we will kill its ******** a**."
"I do believe in commas. I do. I do."
"You Hufflepuffs ... If the world ended you'd all shrug and say that it was a very pretty armageddon."
Reality is a nice place to visit, but I sure as hell don't want to live there!
"Accidental mpreg is the worst."
Almost every single book from 3rd grade up that I have been required to read for school has been "Banned" or "Challenged" at some point in time. I have to say that's pretty kick a**.
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