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this is the section where u can leanr from my infinite wisdom. about sex.
never try to play the guitar with your p***s. it works but it hurts after words. -learned from zello
dont put toothpaste on your d**k, sure it gets minty fresh, but it also stings like hell. -learned from me
make sure that ur girl is really a girl. the morning after really sucks if u dont make sure. - zello
if your a girl at an auto show and a guy offers to to teach u how to drive stick, say no. - learned from jackie.
dont drink the water form the crack pipe. -learned from me.
dont tell anyone but im really a writer. .... s**t i kinda ******** that up didnt i? eh... oh the ******** well. here my lastest story if it doesnt make anysense my job is done because i wrote it at the nintendo nsider forums with random users there as guests
the Legend of Tingle: Ocarina of Tingle
Chapter #Intro: The chapter that no one will read, or is it?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Luke Skywalker defeated the evil Empire. but that has nothing to do with this story. In fact its not even real,but this is very, very real. this is Tingle's story.
Tingle: This is the story,
Malon: Of what happens,
Epona: Oh when 6 strangers,
Ganon: Are forced to live in a continent together,
Zelda: and stop being polite,
Link: and start being,
All: real.
*Tv turns off*
Tingle: That shows gonna suck, come on Vaati lets go get bloated off milk,
Vaati: Ay! *does the Fonse pose*
???: Tingle... how are you here your net even alive yet?
Vaati: Ay! *does the fonse pose*
Tingle: Thats for me not to know, and you never to find out, but if you do, please tell me. Are you a fairy? ... Fairy! *hugs fairy* Its finaly happening!
???: I'm not a fairy!
Vaati: Thens whos is yous? ... sorrys is haves a lisps.
Tingle: Well its to late to change that know Mr. Not Fairy!
Vaati: Why?
Tingle: Because hes dead! Time to bury the body!
Chapter 1: Link is dead!
Tingle: Be cool man we were never here.
Vaati: But this is your house.
Tingle: Your right search his body for cash.
Vaati: *sreaches* he has this sword and a shield.
Tingle: Crap! I normally try to get ssome rubbes off my murders.
Vaati: Murders?
Tingle: Thats a great idea *puts on link trunic and takes his weapons* The gods must of choosen me to be the new hero of time!
Din: Ummm... actully we didn't
Tingle: But mommy i want the blue candy!
Naryu: Its to late for that.
Tingle: *throw temper tanturm*
Farorow(sp): Lets bounce.
Vaati: Awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!
Tingle: Well lets go rob that bar.
Vaati: Will your crime spree ever end?
Tingle: No.
Vaati: Awsome
chapter 2: so its gonna be like dat eh? EH! okay then.
tingle: vaati u with me or agianst me!
vaati: srcew u guys im going home!
tingle: so its gonnsa be like dat.
vaati; yeah
tingle: dont go there girl freind!
vaati: whatever whatever i do what i want!
tingle: well im going to casa bontia without you!
butters: son of a biscut!
vaati: do doddo you got some apples dododod i got some to doddodo lets take off our clothes and make apple sauce!
chapter 3: new with 200% less H_D refrences
tingle: we lost our h_d refrences that sucks!
vaati; yeahs hes pretty awsome
tingle: your so g*y
vaati: just cause i have feelings!
tingle: no cause ur a cross dressing midget on crack
vaati: i learned it from you!
tingle: im a loser baby so why dont you kill me
vaati: sounds good, you know who wasnt a loser white phoenix
tingle: yeah those were the good old days back when the drugs were free and the midgets grew on trees and h_ds was on all the time and there was thread stealers and ryhme, it was a grand olde time. but now it is no more, dude smell the floor.
vaati: smells like death
tingle: awsome, u know what else smells like death supermilkchan77 gettting banned.
vaati: yep
mario; aaaaaaaaaay! *dose the fonse pose*
vaati: thats my job *shots his head off
tingle:*dress like mob boss* okay for the 3rd time lets attempt to enter the milk bar "malons milk"
random pervert: ill take some of malons milk
tingle: yes, yes u would.
yeah i never finshed it. later they go and buy milk but they code name it illgeal drugs so no will know its milk.
i had another story buti couldtfind it.
http://forums.nintendo.com/nintendo/board/message?board.id=zelda&message.id=1357198&query.id=0#M1357198
there she be. my other story.
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