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this is the section where u can leanr from my infinite wisdom. about sex.

never try to play the guitar with your p***s. it works but it hurts after words. -learned from zello

dont put toothpaste on your d**k, sure it gets minty fresh, but it also stings like hell. -learned from me

make sure that ur girl is really a girl. the morning after really sucks if u dont make sure. - zello

if your a girl at an auto show and a guy offers to to teach u how to drive stick, say no. - learned from jackie.

dont drink the water form the crack pipe. -learned from me.

dont tell anyone but im really a writer. .... s**t i kinda ******** that up didnt i? eh... oh the ******** well. here my lastest story if it doesnt make anysense my job is done because i wrote it at the nintendo nsider forums with random users there as guests

the Legend of Tingle: Ocarina of Tingle

Chapter #Intro: The chapter that no one will read, or is it?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Luke Skywalker defeated the evil Empire. but that has nothing to do with this story. In fact its not even real,but this is very, very real. this is Tingle's story.

Tingle: This is the story,
Malon: Of what happens,
Epona: Oh when 6 strangers,
Ganon: Are forced to live in a continent together,
Zelda: and stop being polite,
Link: and start being,
All: real.


*Tv turns off*

Tingle: That shows gonna suck, come on Vaati lets go get bloated off milk,
Vaati: Ay! *does the Fonse pose*
???: Tingle... how are you here your net even alive yet?
Vaati: Ay! *does the fonse pose*
Tingle: Thats for me not to know, and you never to find out, but if you do, please tell me. Are you a fairy? ... Fairy! *hugs fairy* Its finaly happening!
???: I'm not a fairy!
Vaati: Thens whos is yous? ... sorrys is haves a lisps.
Tingle: Well its to late to change that know Mr. Not Fairy!
Vaati: Why?
Tingle: Because hes dead! Time to bury the body!

Chapter 1: Link is dead!

Tingle: Be cool man we were never here.
Vaati: But this is your house.
Tingle: Your right search his body for cash.
Vaati: *sreaches* he has this sword and a shield.
Tingle: Crap! I normally try to get ssome rubbes off my murders.
Vaati: Murders?
Tingle: Thats a great idea *puts on link trunic and takes his weapons* The gods must of choosen me to be the new hero of time!
Din: Ummm... actully we didn't
Tingle: But mommy i want the blue candy!
Naryu: Its to late for that.
Tingle: *throw temper tanturm*
Farorow(sp): Lets bounce.
Vaati: Awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah!
Tingle: Well lets go rob that bar.
Vaati: Will your crime spree ever end?
Tingle: No.
Vaati: Awsome

chapter 2: so its gonna be like dat eh? EH! okay then.

tingle: vaati u with me or agianst me!

vaati: srcew u guys im going home!

tingle: so its gonnsa be like dat.

vaati; yeah

tingle: dont go there girl freind!

vaati: whatever whatever i do what i want!

tingle: well im going to casa bontia without you!

butters: son of a biscut!

vaati: do doddo you got some apples dododod i got some to doddodo lets take off our clothes and make apple sauce!

chapter 3: new with 200% less H_D refrences

tingle: we lost our h_d refrences that sucks!

vaati; yeahs hes pretty awsome

tingle: your so g*y

vaati: just cause i have feelings!

tingle: no cause ur a cross dressing midget on crack

vaati: i learned it from you!

tingle: im a loser baby so why dont you kill me

vaati: sounds good, you know who wasnt a loser white phoenix

tingle: yeah those were the good old days back when the drugs were free and the midgets grew on trees and h_ds was on all the time and there was thread stealers and ryhme, it was a grand olde time. but now it is no more, dude smell the floor.

vaati: smells like death

tingle: awsome, u know what else smells like death supermilkchan77 gettting banned.

vaati: yep

mario; aaaaaaaaaay! *dose the fonse pose*

vaati: thats my job *shots his head off

tingle:*dress like mob boss* okay for the 3rd time lets attempt to enter the milk bar "malons milk"

random pervert: ill take some of malons milk

tingle: yes, yes u would.

yeah i never finshed it. later they go and buy milk but they code name it illgeal drugs so no will know its milk.

i had another story buti couldtfind it.

http://forums.nintendo.com/nintendo/board/message?board.id=zelda&message.id=1357198&query.id=0#M1357198

there she be. my other story.

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Milky Heartless

Report | 02/13/2007 10:31 am

Milky Heartless

My name ish Milky D:
SuperMilkychan

Report | 03/14/2006 11:03 pm

SuperMilkychan

i told u im not gay.. but i could be.. oh s**t i went went there.. damn it.. wow.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............................
StanIy

Report | 01/29/2006 11:59 pm

StanIy

one of my friends send me this....
READ IT
PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST
ITS SO DANG TRUE
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5.Every night, SOMEONE thinks about u before they go to sleep.

6.U mean the world to someone.

7.If not 4 u, someone may not be living.

8.U r special and unique.

9.Someone that u dont know exists loves u.

10.When u make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11.When u think the world turns its back on u, take a look: u most likely turn your on the world.

12.When u think u have no chance of getting what u want, u probably wont get it, but if u believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, u will get it.

13.Always remember the compliments u received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14.Always tell someone how u feel about them; u will feel much better when they know.

15.If u have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they r great.

Add this comment ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find u. Something good will happen to at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready 4 the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationships problems for the next ten years tag your it!! this is sooo scary!!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!!!! it is soo scary because it works.... but if u break the chain... u will be cursed w/ relationship problems. NO SEND BACKS if u have less than 15 friends its okey...
Z O M B I E S

Report | 01/29/2006 1:22 am

Z O M B I E S

you beautiful homosexual man babe.
x
SuperMilkychan

Report | 01/25/2006 2:49 pm

SuperMilkychan

no one comments my profile anymore. and i havent been to a town in forever...
SuperMilkychan

Report | 01/20/2006 2:43 pm

SuperMilkychan

dude.. is my multimedia working? its a parody of the band TaTu.
tokiyo_mew_mew

Report | 01/20/2006 1:36 pm

tokiyo_mew_mew

You are very silly...but cute!!
SuperMilkychan

Report | 01/03/2006 3:52 pm

SuperMilkychan

like today when i told my freind that her bf said the he thought she was pregnant. then she fdigured out i was joking and she was like " yeah well i shoulda igured almost everything u say it a lie, but its fun to pretend ur telling the truth." and i said. " like how u pretend that u were actully born a girl and dont tell any1u were born a guy."

yeah she was pretty pissed about that.
Michelle Pyro

Report | 01/03/2006 4:12 am

Michelle Pyro

Aww.. Poor baby... *Pats your former girlfriend's back.*

Anyway, don't worry. At least what you say is either funny or cute in a perverted kinda sexy way.
SuperMilkychan

Report | 01/01/2006 12:53 pm

SuperMilkychan

my ex gf was a whore. seroiusly that was her job. but she wouldnt have sex with me. it was weird. she also tried to cut my p***s off. it was scary. i need to learn when to shut the hell up.

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