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Sage Goddess Report | 12/20/2012 9:14 pm

Merry Apocalypsmas

Miles Rosfield Report | 12/18/2011 12:24 am

Cease putting words in my mouth, girl!

Miles Rosfield Report | 12/18/2011 12:11 am

And you are a rude, obnoxious, wretched, and utterly repulsive human. Any questions?

Miles Rosfield Report | 12/17/2011 1:51 pm

I have admitted nothing.

Miles Rosfield Report | 12/17/2011 1:44 am

Yes, I do have a problem with that. I am *clearly* the alpha male, between the two of us --
... *Ahem.*

Miles Rosfield Report | 12/17/2011 1:27 am

...... Are you insinuating that I am somehow the wife?

Miles Rosfield Report | 12/17/2011 1:11 am

I despise you, wretched human female -- at the very least, with as much passion as I can muster without overstepping the boundaries into actually caring, be it positively or negatively, about your existence.

Miles Rosfield Report | 12/16/2011 8:17 pm

There will be no kissing of -- what? What is this foolishness!
And call me by my proper name, or at least address me as, simply, "Captain"!

Miles Rosfield Report | 12/16/2011 5:47 pm

C...Captain Derp?! How dare you! Of all the disrespectful --

Miles Rosfield Report | 12/16/2011 2:01 pm

Also, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE SONG?