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- 01/13/2011 6:47 pm
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- Member Since
- 03/31/2004
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- In the Middle of a Cornfield, USA
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I am legal (I can vote! and look at porn I suppose...) and an English major at a state school. I pay way more for education than I should have to, but what can I say. That's right, Soharae, teaching English at a school near you (in about 3 years give or take a semester...)and oh...
I SHALL SMITE THEE FOR THE MISUSE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE SHOULD THOU PROVOKETH ME!
I'm a grammer geek, I admit it...
If you really aren't that interested in me, this is where you stop reading. The synopsis is over kids, here is the indepth analysis.
Things I lourve: (and because I can't really put these in the "interests" section)
*Underworld (Kate Beckinsale is hot. I would turn lesbian for her.)
*Scarlett Johaneson (Cannot.....smell....I mean ..... spell.....! See above comment... [lots of elipses!])
*Harry Potter (Snape can give me detention anytime. I admit it, I go for the villains. As long as they are more complicated characters than the heroes. I hate flat characters. Dynamic characters are sexy : D )
* Plants. My hibiscus is about five years old. It almost died so I cut it back and now it is HUGE. I have a hibiscus bush in the arctic North. Pretty amazing huh?
* French. Too bad Ma francais est horrible.
* Pez. They are my favorite candy. Along with twin bings (which are kind of hard to get since the palmer candy company is so small T.T)
* Emoticons. Not the stupid yellow face things, but the real ones made from text.
* Typing really long discriptions of myself.
* Referring to myself in third person.
* Traveling. I want to go everywhere someday (looking for a travel buddy right now- I don't think I could handle going alone.)
* Shakespeare. Whether he was a man or a woman or a group of men or women.
* Spark notes. Many a time they have sav-ed my arse.
* Dreams that inspire me to write another story idea.
Things I hate:
* University Police Department (you can't spell stupid without UPD. Someday I am going to call them from an emergency telephone because I am being chased by some stalker from Myspace and when they are racing to my aid they have to stop to give some poor soul a parking ticket while I am ruthlessly being stabbed to death >.< wink
* Accents (because I have to write way too many French compositions and accents are a pain in the a** to do on primarily-english-displaying computers.)
* Sunburns (and becasue I am so damn white I have had plenty of these).
* The beach (I actually love the beach and I love water, but I hate having to ride in the car for three hours with sand in every crevice and a sunburn and being crusted with salt. That is gross.)
* Parking lots. I must also have a mild phobia of them.
* People who mix up "Alumni" vs. "Alumnus." Especially when they print the mistake on shirts which I am expected to buy. Or coins that I am expected to keep for the rest of my life.
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I realized that the hallway light which seemed so bright when you turned it on, is nothing compared to the dawn, which is nothing compared to the light that seeps from you when you are sleeping.
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Pictures lie...
[img:a8329aa6fc]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/Soharae/DSCI0006.jpg[/img:a8329aa6fc]
Because my eyebrows are NOT that scary.
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