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Last Login: 02/04/2015 10:24 pm

Registered: 11/26/2006

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Birthday: 03/15/1990

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~A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.~

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared
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Guy: No, this is fun.
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Girl: No its not, please it's to scary.
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Guy: Then tell me you love me.
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Girl: I love you, slow down.
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Guy: Now give me a big hug.
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~She gave him a big hug~
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Guy: Can you take off my helmet, and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
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In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken. He didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him, and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.

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Dokku Report | 09/15/2009 9:43 pm
No problem.
Dokku Report | 09/15/2009 9:37 pm
Siggy and profile are win.
SirynECrow Report | 02/22/2009 6:40 pm
oh...well like I said I don't really keep up with stuff. By the time I hear of it it's usually uber old. I like being behind, makes everyone else look to jumpy and earnest ^^
SirynECrow Report | 02/22/2009 6:33 pm
who?
SirynECrow Report | 02/22/2009 6:26 pm
lol okay, like I said man, whatever floats your boat. Tis cool. I might not agree, but your life ain't mine.
SirynECrow Report | 02/22/2009 6:23 pm
I dunno. If you truly didn't give a s**t it wouldn't matter anyway. *shrugs* whatever floats your boat I guess
SirynECrow Report | 02/22/2009 6:17 pm
I don't believe in God. I believe in something far older than what they claim. I admit that many find solace in the Book, but honestly it's merely a political institution suppressing people who do not conform to their rules. *shrugs* so I say ******** 'em. They'll cause their own downfall soon enough.
SirynECrow Report | 02/22/2009 6:12 pm
okay you win. not much else to say after that lol. I avoid "holy" ground whenever possible. The s**t ain't holy if it proffeses protection and delivers lies and pain and suffereing of innocence....in case you haven't noticed I have a serious grudge against them.
SirynECrow Report | 02/22/2009 6:02 pm
*rolls eyes* everyone does. You're gonna have to do better than that. I'm forced to go to Church sometimes and I openly correct the priest on everything he says/does/gives an opinion on...with a very old fashioned grandmother looking on in extreme disapproval. I get many a mean look in church User Image
SirynECrow Report | 02/22/2009 5:57 pm
...You're talking to a chick who laughs at funerals when people start bawling over taps being played. I know inappropriate lmao. I'm almost certain I get yelled at more than you ^^

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Hey all the names robert i am 17 and i was born in Australia where i still currently live.

I moved out of home 8 months ago now and still getting used to the whole thing. Sometimes get lonely and wishing i had the love of someone who could actually be happy with me, which usually ends up with me in a case of depression and just wishing for god to put me out of my misery.

My hobbies are dragon posters, bargain shopping, final fantasy and kingdom hearts games,mythical history.

I am laid back and dont really care about what someone says to me.......but if you do make a fool of yourself i will hurt you.

I love watching comedy it just makes me happy probably the only thing that does.........apart from coke/pepsi.




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