but but but but but.....no! its one thing to have your corpse raped, but its an entirely different thing to be raped as a zombie! I REFUSE! and besides, i'd still have to worry about what clothes will actually fit, and if the colors of those clothes don't look good on me with my ever-changing zombie complection. and don't say i could join a zombie nudist colony, because i get cold easy. with coffins, however, one size fits most, and no one except frickin grave robbers (oh yeah, ur paying for my grave's security system by the way. lol) are ever going to see me. and since i'm having u pay for all this, in the long run, just a coffin will be less expensive. XD!
i guess i could be a vampire though. then i could have a coffin AND sexy black clothings.
as if you couldn't tell i'm so bored. and my internet connection is making everything impossible XP
gahhhh fine. when i get more time i guess i will. O.O but if i die of fear, you have to pay for my coffin/gravestone/cemetery lot/dead black cat lying on top of my grave. don't worry bout the funeral though. i don't wanna hear what ppl think bouts me when i can't do anything bouts it except ... i donno. sell my dead soul to the devil and then double cross him and let hell loose.
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