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Report | 12/22/2007 4:45 am

La Caramel

Lol, thank you so much!

And i'm sure your main is pretty sweet! <33

:.Mel.:

Report | 11/08/2007 2:46 pm

Om-Nom-Nom OwO

Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:43 pm

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Chuck Norris once taught a class called "a** Kicking 101". There were no survivors.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:41 pm

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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:35 pm

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The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .

Report | 11/08/2007 2:33 pm

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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:32 pm

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Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:30 pm

Om-Nom-Nom OwO

What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:28 pm

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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:27 pm

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:25 pm

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Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Report | 11/08/2007 2:24 pm

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:22 pm

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:20 pm

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:18 pm

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:15 pm

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:13 pm

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:12 pm

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:10 pm

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When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Report | 11/08/2007 2:09 pm

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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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