Scrambabam's Story
Scrambabam was a monster made from a cactus and a porcupine. Her maker intended for her to be a vicious creature. Instead she turned out to be very lazy 90% of the time and completely out of control when she was awakened. Eventually an accident involving a laundry dryer turned her into a fluffy creature with a peculiar vocabulary and incomprehensible mind. In her own words when asked to tell about herself Scram had this to say:
"Sometimes you find old car keys in a rainbow and they don't lead to any kind of cheese, but you make the best of it and cast a sidelong look into a crystal ball where golden fish bunnies never think to wash dining cabs in their grey coated horse apple carts."