Scrab Demon

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Last Login: 01/18/2022 9:10 am

Registered: 06/24/2007

Gender: Female

Location: The asscrack of hell

Birthday: 10/29/1993

Occupation: One of those angry writer types who hasn't written s**t/ Jobless bum

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Here's the deal. I'm not going to reply/approve/respond if I don't know you from somewhere. I also have a horrible memory, so it would be nice if you could remind me where I've met you before. Kthx.

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Behind The Name

If anybody were to do a search for 'Scrab', they'd come up with something less than pleasant.

In short, the literal definition of a scrab, is the result of a certain genital disease.

That's not what I was referring to.

I was referring to one of these:

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Now to rip off the Oddworld Encyclopædia:

Scrabs

Scrabs are highly territorial and incredibly hardy predators that evolved in the desert. In extreme environments such as Scrabania, their native land, they live independently and attack any other Scrab that enters its territory, even when already engaged in chasing prey. This brawl is a fight to the death, lasting all of ten seconds, and the victorious Scrab will leap on the corpse of the loser and feed from it. In areas they have spread to that are more rich in food, such as the wilderness region of Mudos, they can be found in large herds headed by a single dominant Alpha Scrab. When two herds collide, the Alpha Scrabs battle it between themselves to retain leadership of both herds combined.

The Mudokons have seen Scrabs as sacred creatures ever since the Mudanchee tribe looked upon the creature as its holy emblem, representing their skills in warfare. Today the Scrab’s body is a large contribution the visualisation of the Mudokon god Shrykull. The huge stone temple in the Scrabanian Desert contains the creatures’ nesting grounds and Scrabs trapped inside. Over time, these have grown cranky and even more aggressive due to their confinement. Outside, Scrabs have been hunted to near‐extinction so they can be processed and packaged as Scrab Cakes in RuptureFarms’ Tasty Treats line.

Physiology

Scrabs have beaks powerful enough to snap bone, connected to their powerful torso by a muscular arched neck. In addition to rows of sharp teeth, their tongue is highly muscular and has a bony tip for spearing prey. Four strapping legs radiate from their pelvis, ending in single toes, useful for swift running and pulverising their captured prey. Their red‐orange hide provides camouflage against the desert sands. They do not have eyes, but are thought to see by echolocation.

Character Corner


One day, I had a serious creative block. It just sat there, squishing my plans, and banishing every scrap of imagination I could muster. Fed up, I hollowed it out, stuck a pair of horns on it, and put it on my head.

Now we have Cube-Face.


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Like if Pyramid Head raped the Companion Cube and it had an illegitimate rape-baby. Which is somehow related to a tentacle monster. ...Yeah, I WTF'd too.


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Cube-Face is her only known name, because of the helmet she's usually seen wearing. Much like her sire, she enjoys mindrape and subtle chaos. Mostly non-aggressive, she won't attack unless she has a good reason. If need be, she can usually be repelled by the threat of dirty dishes that need cleaning.

The illegitimate rape-child of the Elder God and a Japanese 'schoolgirl', Cube-Face is a representation of all that is wrong and random in relation to fandom. As a character, she's mainly Legacy of Kain based, and could be categorized as a self-aware Mary-Sue.

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She has never been 'In Character', and probably never will be. Due to her nature as the spawn of the Elder God and something from Japan, she can pretty much do anything but fly. She's been the first to discover a completely logical M-Preg case*, and has witnessed dozens of illogical(sometimes eye-burning) pairings.

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She finds those things rather entertaining to watch, but would rather wash dishes than to cause something like that on her own.

Despite the fact that she never takes herself seriously, she's a bit of a hypocrite in the sense that she hates blatant Mary-Sue-ism with a righteous passion.

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"See this? This is exactly what I'm talking about."

If she wasn't superstitious and feared their especially unpleasant tasting souls coming back to haunt her, her walls would be adorned with their stuffed heads.
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Note: I don't take this seriously. Neither should you.

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LapfoxTrax - Cool-a** music, most of which is on this page.

8Bit Collective - Chiptunes aplenty.

MSPaint Adventures - BEST. WEBCOMIC. EVER. (you gotta start from the start, though.)

Zero Punctuation - Sweetest VG reviews out there. Gotta love Yahtzee's cynical streak.

Dominic Deegan Oracle For Hire - Long running, still updating comic full of awesome.

Hark! A Vagrant! - History has never been this funny since Histeria!. Anybody else remember that show? Kids WB? Anyone?

Ruminations - Like all of those random fanpages and groups on Facebook, but without the fanpages and groups. "Writing what you're thinking."

Cracked - A humor site made of awesome sauce. Coincidentally, it's been more informative than the TV has ever been. Thanks again technology!

The Cheezburger Network - All the lols you'll ever need.

I have ecclectic tastes.

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Peanut Gallery

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Lieutenant Turel Report | 11/13/2013 7:10 pm
Lieutenant Turel
Is your compy fixed?
Lieutenant Turel Report | 11/13/2013 7:05 pm
Lieutenant Turel
*ninja poke*
Seraphim Skye Report | 02/14/2012 6:31 am
Seraphim Skye
Hmm... laundry...
I should get started on mine.
XD

I've been alright, want to pull my hair out on occasion because of stupid family people...
>.>

But I'm at my sister's for the next few days so... FREEDOM!
8D
Seraphim Skye Report | 02/14/2012 6:22 am
Seraphim Skye
Happy Heart Day to you too!
heart

How has you been?
Seraphim Skye Report | 02/14/2012 6:16 am
Seraphim Skye
SCRAB!
8D
*squish*
Chryssta Report | 01/03/2012 9:18 pm
Chryssta
User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. cat_eek Holy crow, it's a Scrab! Thought everyone from Nosgoth was 'ignoring' me... Yet here you are, still on my friend's list. *waves like a nut* HIIIIIYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seraphim Skye Report | 12/25/2011 6:05 am
Seraphim Skye
AW!
cat_blaugh
Thankies!
Seraphim Skye Report | 12/24/2011 11:08 pm
Seraphim Skye
emotion_kirakira
Really?
I'm your favorite behemoth?
whee
Seraphim Skye Report | 12/24/2011 10:24 pm
Seraphim Skye
IT'S BEEN FOREVER!
Seraphim Skye Report | 12/24/2011 9:43 pm
Seraphim Skye
*tackles*
8D

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