About

Just a 23 year old kid fighting through college. With the main roadblock being my inherent dislike of having to attend three hours of class before noon -.-;

I enjoy writing and online Roleplaying, though my muse tends to come and go on a whim; occasionally completely screwing me over at a major plot point. I'm a bit OCD when it comes to grammar and spelling (I've been known to delete / edit entire posts just for one typo), I'm cynical, usually smart-mouthed / sarcastic, and tend to dislike people in general.

I'm also one of the many people with a seething hatred for Gaia, especially the way its run and rather uncaring nature in regard to anything but the Almighty Dollar. They'll repeatedly say it's impossible for anyone to get into your account without you giving away your password (HINT: it's not), and refuse to take any action against those who do past a certain point due only to a desire to maintain artificial shortages of pixelated goods. In other words, there's nothing actually stopping them from giving you back stolen items beyond some strange desire to make sure there are only a certain amount to begin with.

"But Dmitri!" you may ask, "If you hate the place so much, why don't you leave?" Well the answer's simple: there are people on here I actually like. People unaffiliated with Gaia's moronic administration and customer service teams. Besides, if everyone who opposed Gaia's policies left, there'd be no one to watch over the little sheep who stayed behind.

If you're really interested in any more, PM me. I'm not terribly inclined to put my life story into this little box.

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SwankySpankMonkey

Report | 02/19/2008 9:57 pm

SwankySpankMonkey

Hey hon! It's been a while! How are you holding up?
Josahara

Report | 01/20/2008 1:26 pm

Josahara

*superglompofwonder* <3 <3 <3
dragonmonkey

Report | 01/11/2008 11:26 pm

dragonmonkey

I'm invading your profile, deal with it. n.n
Josahara

Report | 06/24/2007 1:00 pm

Josahara

OMG It's YOU!
iPsychopath

Report | 04/19/2007 6:05 pm

iPsychopath

I love the info for your store. Excpetialy the shot,beaten,stabbed bloody gori part! X3
Butterfly Sugar Baybee

Report | 02/13/2007 8:46 pm

Butterfly Sugar Baybee

Happy User ImageDay to you!!
SwankySpankMonkey

Report | 01/14/2007 8:04 am

SwankySpankMonkey

XD
SwankySpankMonkey

Report | 11/18/2006 5:44 pm

SwankySpankMonkey

Thank you for the monkies! It's better than the Keyboard Transmitted Diseases and junk mail that I usually get form this site! You're the best, yo. And great taste in music with excellent sniping skills, if I do say so myself.

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