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xXxBlasianxXx Report | 09/08/2009 7:04 pm

HEY

msu11 Report | 08/24/2009 9:31 am

From the great minds who brought you Afro Styles we are proud to bring you











[b][size=24][u]Jabooty and the Power Cookies[/u][/size][/b]








Our story starts off with a boy named Alex. He was always a curious one. He lived in TipToe Town. It was a small town with its own government. The most enforced law was that everybody had to tiptoe. Alex though was a rebelious child. He would do everything he could not to tiptoe. He was eventually discovered and exiled into the deep Wastes of the Educated but Slightly Violent Gnomes. Some say he was just hanging with the wrong crowd. Strange things were said to happen in the wastes. There was talk of a warlock which nobody knew the name of. 


Alex was walking desperatly on and on through the wastes until he tripped and sprained his pinky toe. I guess its just what he deserved for not obeying the law. He collapsed in pain unable to move at all. He layed there crying out for help. Eventually he passed out. He awoke to a woman yelling, "Shaquille quit beatin it and and come talk to this boy you saved." "Fiiiine......SHABOOKY!" The door burst open with a gust of wind. "How are you feeling son?"


"Ehhh good", Alex replied in a weak tone.


"Sit up son. What is your name?"


"Alex, and you?"


"I am the Great Gnome Wizard, Shaquille!"


"Wait...Gnome?"


"Yes, Gnome. Your in the Gnome Province of Mourninwud."


"Well thank you for rescuing me Mr....?


"Saseekatt."


"Oh i see...well then thank you Mr. Saseekatt."


"You are welcome son. I have to go now though."


"WAIT!"


"SHABOOKY!!!"


Shaquille dissapeared in a puff of smoke.


"Ahh crap."


Later that day Alex was walking around town when all of a sudden a siren was going off. "IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM!", was being yelled by nearby guards. "Who's coming?!?!?", alex asked a gnome passerby. There was a voice behind him."The Darklord Jabooty." He turned around to see a crazed looking man in a purple cloak. "Meh", alex said as he backed away. "Hahaha, your scared....I call upon the evil powers in the land. Make this pimp smack extra disciplinary." He reached in his pocket and pulled out a cookie. It seemed different though, like it had some strange aura of strength surrounding it. Could this be one of the fabled Power Cookies? "SHABOOKY!!!!" A blast of fire shot out of nowhere and knocked Jabooty into a wall. With a loud crack the warlock was gone. "Did you kill him?", Alex asked his savior. "No he just retreated, but he will be back", said Shaquille.


"WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?," Alex screamed.


"Calm down son. Shabooky strike!"


"Ahh why did you do that i can't move!"


"You'll only be down for a little while. Struggling might make you poop yourself."


"Whoops..."


"I just needed to tell you the story of Jabooty without you freaking out. One day when i was but a lad i was walking in a neighboring kingdom. I was eating a banana. I disposed of the peel by casually casting it away along the cobblestone street. A man on a rampage was storming down the road. He slipped and fell on my banana peel. I laughed not knowing his anger. He let out a scream that i had never heard the likes of. He swore revenge against all Gnome kind. I should have known better. I was rude and naive......DANG SON YOU STANKY!!!!!"


"I ummm...struggled...but uh nice story."


"Join me, son, in fight with the Darklord."


"Why? I can't do anything."


"I will teach you some of the things i know."


"What if i get pimp smacked?"


"It's a risk you have to take son."


"Okay i will join you."


"Thank you, you won't regret it...hopefully."


"Where are we goiiing?, Alex whined.


"Ugh i told you, we're going to 'Franky & Nolan's Budget Dojo."


"Why?"


"So we can get you learned son."


"Huh?!"


"We're here."


They walk inside to two men screaming in unison "Pimpsqueak Lovetap!!!" Alex was on the ground crying hysterically within seconds. "FOOL, DON"T MESS WITH US!!!", the two men yelled still in unison. "Hello Franky and Nolan," Shaquille greeted Alex's attackers, "get off the ground you baby."


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AlwaysHalfAsleep Report | 04/08/2009 6:01 pm

What do you want for b-day?

-x-FIZZBANG-x- Report | 08/05/2008 10:56 am

hey

get off my acc queer Report | 08/04/2008 7:20 pm

love is pain,

why it makes people go insane?

all it does cause you to hurt,

and make fall onto the floor face first.

there is no love in my life anymore,

and how i couldn't wish for nevermore.

pain and darkness now fills my heart,

it feels worst than how i did when i got shot by a love dart.

so i shall never love anymore,

and i now just walk straight out that door.

i think i might just die ,

but then again it's better i say bye.

Huntersolid Report | 07/25/2008 11:59 am

camp o.o your a girlscout o.o

Huntersolid Report | 07/16/2008 7:26 pm

wat you up to

Huntersolid Report | 07/11/2008 8:16 pm

lol me to

Skeletized Mage Report | 06/28/2008 8:15 am

This this comment to 10 other profiles.





that press F5 and you'll get 10,000 gold.

Huntersolid Report | 06/18/2008 10:12 am

same here i'm all alone