>I LIKE TO USE CAPS SO EVERYONE CAN FEEL MY INTERNET RAGE!
>I am your average, good for nothing teen. I yell at traffic claiming I am Caucasian.
>My name resembles a cheesy Chinese actor whose epic skills can kill.
>I randomly walk up to children in my school and say "So, I heard you like mudkipz."
>My favorite types of music are the ones most people consider as shizzz.
>I'm a poser of some sort.
>My vocabulary consists of foul language because that's cool and it gives me extra gangster points. (:
>I have the voice of an angel slowly dying because her limbs were decapitated by a katana.
>AMERICAN COMMUNIST!!!!oneone111!!
>I'm considered as sane because I eat soup with chopsticks and have messy, retarded hair because high fashion loves the mentally disturbed.
>I'm completely normal in the eyes of Sweeney Todd.
>I'm boring and not funny.
>I say "growl" because "rawr" is too overrated.
>I don't have Asian pride.
>Most of the people I meet, I end up hating them 89% of the time. (I'm socially retarded)
>I am an honest liar.
>I am the loyal hypocrite.
>I am your father and your mother all in one.
>Fear me.