About
Hi, I'm Riddle and that's all you need to know name-wise... I'm 18, and I'm a crazy brunette and blonde girl who loves Halloween, her best friends, her dog, anime, her computer, books, music, vampires, cats and autobots. She hates being sick, preppy girls who act stupid to get guy's attentions, people who ask her the same question over and over, being ignored, badly written stories, authors who allow their stories to be bad, being asked to act differently, and when her dog poops in her cage(believe her, it's really, really bad).
She also has a tendency to talk in third person, because she likes seperating herself like that sometimes. She is a writer, and intends to be published soon. She also reads a lot and is a frequent visitor to FanFiction.net and won't let anyone talk down to her for it. Her favorite authors are J.K. Rowling, Anne McAffrey, Stephanie Myer, Jordan Rudolph, Diana Wynne Jones, and David Eddings. Her favorite music artists are Pink, Katy Perry, the Veronicas, Shakira, Foo Fighters, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Evanescence, P.O.D., Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Bloodhound Gang, Within Temptation, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Jonas Brothers, Flyleaf and many more. Her favorite comedians are, Jon Reep, Dane Cook, Gabriel Iglasias, Jeff Dunham, Carlos Mencia, and Brian Regan.
If you want to know more about Riddle-chan, just PM her and ask ^_^
Quotes~
"Don't eat Aunt Marsha!"
"I haven't commited a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
"What happens if you get scared to death twice?"
"If at first you succeed, try not to look too astonished."
"Power corrupts, but absolute power is kinda neat."
"It's been lovely, but I have to scream now"
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, I didn't."
"I never made Who's Who, but I am featured in What's That."
"The trouble with work is that it's so daily."
"I'm NOT tense. Just teriibly, terribly alert."
"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs- It's quite possible that you haven't grasped the situation."
"You'll always be my best friend. You know too much."
"I don't repeat gossip. So listen carefully."
"You are feeding the little black monster."
"Pugsley."
"Guilt." ~Dr. Pinder-schloss and Gomez in The Addams Family
"I'd like to, but I think I need to spend some time in my box. You know, to sort things out." Sheriff Andy from Eureka
"I'd like to think of {the warehouse} it as America's Attic." Artie from Warehouse 13
"Oh, man, I forgot my cell phone."
"Do you want to go back to get it?"
"...Nah, we've come too far." Harold and Kumar from Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
"GIR!Come to the observatory."
"Yeess?"
"What have you done to the telescope?"
"Nuthin'."
"You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?"
"I know, I'm scared too." GIR and Zim from Invader Zim
"How old are you?"
"Two."
"And what are you going to be on your next birthday?"
"A duck."
*laughs* "A duck?"
*nods* Kid and mom on AFV
"...I'm like a sponge, I absorb information."
"I thought that was my line."
"I know, and I absorbed it." Greg and Grissom on CSI
"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." Jack Sparrow At World's End
"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before." Jack Sparrow At World's End
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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a**?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you while stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
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