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Who the hell are you? I've never seen you before... are you that meal I ordered? No? You just wanna learn more about me? Hang on.... You mean to tell me you have no idea who I am!?!? How is that possible?! Well, I suppose I'll have to start from the begining then.
My name was Daisuke Hatoshi. I was a well known alchemist, one of the youngest state alchemists since Edward Elric. I lived with my good friend Brokenfeather-whom I enjoy calling underfeathered pigeon-and we were alchemy partnersand best friends, nearly inseperable. We studied together for the teat, and we naturally passed. However, I didn't live long enough to gain a title. I was brutally murdered by a vampress, and became a vampire upon death. Brokenfeather found me dead, and took me home to attempt a human transmutation. She failed, naturally, and lost her sanity during the full moon-the price she had to pay. She is half werewolf after all. If you want hear more about that in detail, talk to Brokenfeather. She probubly has it posted somewhere in her journal. Anyway, I was OBVIOUSLY brought back as a homunculus, a living doll without a mind or emotions. We are mistaken creations- created by foolish alchemists who have nothing better to do with thier time. Greed found me in the Pigeon's apartment, and helped Dante nurse me back to health, the lucky b*****d. I was brought before Dante- she's the one who gives us our names and gives us "tasks", which are just a bunch of bull s**t. At first I was very weak, but as the months passed, I became stronger, the vampire blood flowing strongly in my viens. I was notorious for killing the wildlife and gardeners on Dante's estate... hey, a guy's gotta eat you know! I suppose if you think about it, I'm probubly the easiest to kill of all the hommunculi, seeing as if I don't get a sufficent amount of blood on a weekly baseses, I'll probubly die. But don't you get any ideas! I'll strike you down before you get the chance to even THINK of such a thing.
I was brought before Dante once I'd become the "perfect homunculus" and was given the name Revenge, for I claim vengence on most everyone. I ran away after that, not wanting to work for the old hag, and eventually ran into Brokenfeather. I live with her now, as well as a bunch of other assholes- Masochism, Vanity, Hypocrisy(my younger brother), Malice(my hellhound), Addiction and Brokenfeather's mate Falkner. Now, he's not an a*****e at all, he's actually a great musician and the sanest of the lot of them. I don't understand how such a mellow guy ended up with a kook like her.
Oh, and I almost forgot! I'm in love with a chimera homuculus named Sorrow. I know we aren't supposed to have emotions, but I beg to differ! She's gotta be the best thing that ever happened to me during these hard times as a homunculus. So don't you even THINK about laying a finger on her, understand? You'll be dead!
"Super-Powers" you say? Well, I suppose I have a few of those. I can hear what other people around me are thinking and can implant thoughts into others heads- very useful when on the hunt. I also have an irresistably sweet smell and breath, hypnotizing eyes, toxic venom, immense strength, and inhuman speed. Most of that is all vampire traits so it's nothing special really. I can also see your worst fears and make them appear before your eyes, so don't you get cocky!
Revenge Likes:
-Music (preferably Rock)
-Sorrow
-Blood
-playing in his band The Eternally Damned
-horror movies
-margaritas
-sake
-causing havoc with Brokenfeather
-writing music
-fast cars
Revenge Hates:
-Discord
-posers
-Bad music (rap, country, hip-hop, pop, christian)
-old blood (BLEAGH!)
-Deciet
-Pretty much everything else
Well, thats about it I guess. Now get lost, or I'll suck you dry!
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Zuni: ....Uuuggh... Wonderful... YOU again...
The other Revenge...
You are a bad-a**(don't hit me Brokenfeather)
When did you last eat? Haha
Aha. For some reason, that seems like an encounter full of hilarity. Not sure why, but what the hey. At any rate, maybe someday you'd be able to.
This "Discord" of yours. Doesn't seem very bright. If she's your girl, then why would he think she's his? Quite idiotic.
And I don't look like Sorrow-chan nu more-!!!! I'll get my face re-arranged if that's what it takes to make you see that and leave me aloooonnnnneee-!!!!!!