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About
Hmmm...
...soooo....
about me:
Age:17
im a Japanese at heart who had the misfortune of being born in amerika
i love anime and manga
Other interests: I Have a small sword collection and i love to spar with my close friends
My new dragons' names are Squee, & Nny!!!
Quotes:
"The world is such an Ugly Place,
A mother locked her son inside a Cuban Hotel...
...Then she released an Army of Butterflies into the room."
-FLCL(Manga)
"When life gives you Lemons,
Make Grapejuice,
Then, stand back and watch, as the rest of the world wonders how you did it."
"If at first you don't succeed,
Skydiving ain't for you."
"I'm unhappy,
Therefore I am.
This describes My own Existence,
Taking a spin from a great man's words?"
"All we need's a harmony and we'll convince the world to sing,
fa-la-lala-lala,
Throw your arms around someone,
Maybe spread a little love,
I know it sounds a little dumb,
Or maybe we're a little drunk,
But all we need is some Ice-Cream and a hug."
-Bowling For Soup(Shut Up & Smile)
"Heaven didn't want me,
Hell was afraid I'd take over."
"Don't knock on Death's door,
Ring the door-bell,
Then run away,
He hates it when you do that."
"You laugh at me because I'm different,
I laugh at you because you're all the same."
"To the world you may be one person,
Yet to one person you may mean the world."
"I'd much rather be hated for who I am,
Than loved for who I pretend to be."
"In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies,
But the silence of our friends"
"There are no weapons stronger than words,
They hit faster than a bullet,
Harder than a battering ram,
And,
They never fail to hit the heart."
"When you step on th edge of all the light you have left,
and take that first step into the darkness of the unknown,
You should believe one of two things will happen,
Either you will step on something solid,
Or you will learn how to fly."
Whew that took a long time, please tell me what you think, tankies.
Anyone who reads this please feel free to donate, (anything is helpful), I will make a list somewhere in my profile, so that one day I may return the favor.
I am Currently Questing For a Coco Kitty, Please Help, If anyone would be willing to trade for an Ancient Katana, or set up a payment plan, please contact me.
Donators:
bloody demon girl 666, 4600 gold
Sinyuki, avi art, 'Yuki n' me xd kawaii!
Here's my edit for color, tell me what you think
LizyDel gave me a birthday avi art, Turtle me!!!
Thank you very much xd
Wishlist: 16 Items Left
WOOT!!!, here's waht's wrong wit' meh!!!!
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 78% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 82% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 50% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 70% 47%
Histrionic |||||| 22% 43%
Narcissistic || 10% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 46% 39%
Dependent |||||||||| 38% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive || 10% 40%
*second scores are the average web score
Accuracy: - 5 high 4 3 2 1 low
Test Note: Read the descriptions below to avoid misinterpreting test results (for example, the Antisocial classification does not mean you are a loner, it means you tend to be insensitive towards others).
General Note: the validity and reliability of DSM personality disorders are still lacking in strong statistical evidence and clear agreement in the scientific and medical community. They are determined by the American Psychiatric Association and will likely be revised in the future.
Author Note:I don't think Schizoid personality is a valid disorder (read), some of the smartest people in history were schizoid because they occupied a remote end of the intelligence bell curve. Schizotypal personality can encompass highly original thinkers as well as totally insane people so I think it's a flawed type. I think the remaining eight disorders are generally valid.
Disorder Info
Eccentric Personality Disorders: Paranoid, Schizoid, Schizotypal
Individuals with these disorders often appear odd or peculiar.
Paranoid Personality Disorder - individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.
Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.
Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.
Dramatic Personality Disorders: Antisocial, Borderline, Histrionic, and Narcissistic
Individuals with these disorders have intense, unstable emotions, distorted self-perception, and/or behavioral impulsiveness.
Antisocial Personality Disorder - individual shows a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.
Borderline Personality Disorder - individual shows a generalized pattern of instability in interpersonal relationships, self-image, and observable emotions, and significant impulsiveness.
Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder - individual has a grandiose view of themselves, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in various situations. These individuals are very demanding in their relationships.
Anxious Personality Disorders: Avoidant, Dependent, Obsessive-Compulsive
Individuals with these disorders often appear anxious or fearful.
Avoidant Personality Disorder - individual is socially inhibited, feels inadequate, and is oversensitive to criticism
Dependent Personality Disorder - individual shows an extreme need to be taken care of that leads to fears of separation, and passive and clinging behavior.
Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency.
Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Proof That The World Is Nuts
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!" wink
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
And deflower young virgins, who pay
Them for the privilege of having sex
For the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and
Always falls over on its right side
When intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay
For this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad
Breath in the morning!)
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as to Klingon, and elven,
How can you say they aren't real, all language is, is a bunch of symbols(verbal in this case), that when put together form a coherent idea to those who know what they stand for...
I believe I just confused myself....
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