On the Home Front
Do you ever wonder why there's so many tires, boots, and cans in Bass'ken Lake?
Attack guppies.
Yep.
From close analysis of the debris, apparently an army supply train was attacked by these fearsome fishy foes while stopping for a fuel break. Judging from the number of tires, boots, and cans salvaged the supply train was huge.... and the fish were ravenous.
Why haven't you heard about this? Where are the interviews, the vehicles, or the bones?
There were no survivors, ladies and gentlemen. The Guppy Battalions are ruthless.... and hungry.
It is my suspicion that there could be more to the story. This could be a conspiracy. What kind of "fisherman" buys fish? Why does he look happy and hopeful, with twinkle in his eye every time he buys debris from the massacre? Why are there so many guppies in the lake, if they don't have a viable food source? Why are the guppies always trying to pull us into the lake by our fishing lines? Are the ones we catch quite possibly spies?
Only time will supply the answers to these questions.
UPDATE!
One of our spies have reported two of the rankings in the fish brigade, and the name of our attacker's group.
They are known as the Scaleys for Slavery, and two of the ranks are Gupchum and Bassbombers, our equivalents of infantry, and suicide bombers. Whatever you do, check all fish for explosives!
More news to come soon.
UPDATE!
Their reign of terror has spread. That's right, we're surrounded! They have joined forces with the fishes at Durem Reclamation Facility, and the fishes at the Port of Gambino.
Update!
We have an information thread started! If any of you have information on any upcoming fish attacks, please post here:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?page=1&t=20008935
More news added soon.
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haven't talked to you in a while. How are you? me ma coz I have homework and I have no clue what to write... X_X
hope you're better smile