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If you've bothered to take time to come over hereand check out this here fancy schmancy "about me" thing
here, then you've obviously come to learn a little more
about me, and who I am.
If this is true, then it is with pleasure that I tell you
that you will find nothing of the sort within these
paragraphs. Mwahahahahaha.
However, to reward the interest you no doubt have
shown in me, I shall tell to you an ancient and powerful
tale, the likes of which has changed history and the
world as we know it. Pull up a seat around this here
campfire, and take out a few marshmellows to roast,
but I warn you, if you choke and die on one of them,
you won't be able to hear the end of the story, now will ya?
I thought not.
Once upon a time there was a little girl named Jasmine. One day, while walking down a path on her way to her grandmother's home, a two ton sumo wrestler jumped out of the enarby bushes and ate her. The end.
The moral of this story: The next time YOU walk down a path, wether it be your front yard, or the middle of New York...Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. o.o
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