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SailorMoon884 Report | 09/01/2010 9:58 pm

LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!! Sorry, but this chain letter is for real. When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!! The Lovers of the Heart In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss. Article 1 Statement of Love The Kiss 1.Kiss on the hand I adore you 2.Kiss on the cheek I just want to be friends 3.Kiss on the neck I want you 4.Kiss on the lips I love you 5.Kiss on the ears I am just playing 6.Kiss anywhere else lets not get carried away 7.Look in your eyes kiss me 8.Playing with your hair I can't live without you 9.Hand on your waist I love you to much to let you go Article 2 The Three Steps 1. Girls If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3.Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. Article 3 The Commandments 1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. * Remember * A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue. So open up your mouth close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!! Here are a few reasons why guys like girls 1.They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world 6. How cute they are when they eat 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while 8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth 11. How cute they are when they argue 12. The way her hand always finds yours 13.The way they smile 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight 15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later.... 16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you' 18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)! 23.The way they say 'I miss you' 24. The way you miss them 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. * This chain started in 1887. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?' NO JOKE!!!!! THE CONSEQUENCESThe consequences are If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!! CoNgRatULaTioNs! You have been chosen to parti

Orso Morboso Report | 06/05/2010 5:05 pm

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dykecore Report | 05/26/2010 3:34 pm

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