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Birthday: 11/08

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autobiography by Y. U. Readingthis?

i'd rather you got to know me instead of reading about me. wanna know something? ask me directly; send me a pm or drop a comment. i'm always happy to hear from people. XD

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loves4suckers Report | 12/25/2009 2:49 pm: yes i do actually
Ganon123321 Report | 09/02/2009 7:39 am: So, Hows Life?
Ganon123321 Report | 08/31/2009 7:48 am: Sorry, Haven't been on in a loooong time!
gammasunshine Report | 07/17/2009 8:50 am: woot! a kick sheep.
snuff709 Report | 06/30/2009 6:04 am: hey there...
scifimike Report | 06/22/2009 9:40 am: yes I will enjoy the black ink. it is my favorite sauce
jynxie_vex Report | 06/21/2009 11:13 am: ur welcome smile
Holy Moon Goddess Diana Report | 06/19/2009 5:53 pm: Oh, I'm just a mule. XD So I guess this account is new. Thank you though, and you're welcome. ^_^
Baku-San Report | 06/05/2009 1:44 am: Thank you! ^_^
Practically Piratical Report | 05/07/2009 12:32 am: You're welcome (^^)

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Ninja Tips for Healthy Living.

~ Ninjas always ride shotgun. It’s good for their sense of self worth. If Ninjas are forced to sit in the back seat, remember they always carry garrotes.

~Secrecy is of upmost importance to the Ninja’s peace of mind. Not even the Ninja’s parents can know their identities. Not even if a Ninja still lives in the basement of his parents’ house.

~It is important for Ninjas not to be their own worst enemy. Therefore, Ninjas should be sure to practice proper dental care before wearing a face mask.

~It is good for Ninjas to treat themselves to Western pleasures occasionally. That’s why there’s nothing wrong with putting on a comfortable Ninja outfit, lighting some candles, and watching “Ninja Vixens: Virgin Nightmares.”

~Mind Control is one of the Ninja’s most powerful skills. Making small children give you money is not only hilarious, but quite lucrative, and therefore, healthy.

~Cleanliness is next to Godliness. If Ninjas get ketchup stains on their outfits whilst eating out, they throw smoke pellets and disappear. Later, outside their den, they burn their outfits while screaming uncontrollably at the top of their lungs.

~When eating the still beating heart of an enemy, a Ninja eats it all. There are starving Ninjas in Africa who don’t have any hearts to eat.

~A strong handshake is a sign of good health and vigorous character. Ninjas therefore squeeze as tightly as possible and do not let go when shaking hands. Strong eye contact is also recommended.

~Samurais are the source of much stress for Ninjas. They think they’re soooooo cool with their armor and swords and those awesome helmets. It’s in a Ninja’s best interests not to think about such things.

~Everyone knows yoga classes are filled with women. Ninjas prove their strength and impress the ladies by killing the yoga instructor.

~Fiber in your diet is important. Ninjas eat the shirt off a complete stranger’s back at least once a week.

~Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It’s useless to live in the past.

~Ninjas occasionally, without warning, stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninjas embrace this fact of life.

~laughter is medicine. Ninjas practice the art of inappropriate laughter . Laughing when hearing about cancer also shows the Ninja’s strength.

~Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps. Plenty of exercise can be had leaping from bushes and kicking joggers in the head.